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Things to remember 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or 50% centaur!
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Family time 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ow, my sides! I shouldn't be laughing this hard!
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Computers 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, someone's an XKCD reader!
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That awkward moment 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That awkward moment when you still, no matter how many times people say this, don't see Shang showing any romantic attraction to Mulan until the end of the movie. Seriously, can someone explain to me where it is?
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He woke up the witch it seems 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Possibly he was offering to do the chores?
Do You See The Illusions? 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is very impressive!
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So, Elsa's a legendary. 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Elsa
Type: Ice
Ability: Snow Warning
Moves: Ice Beam, Blizzard, Substitute, Barrier
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Ahhh Disney :) 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It wasn't terrible, it just wasn't as good as the first one and was quite forgettable.
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British English 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is quite interesting.
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And you think you're having fun? 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why not both? *let's just pretend the picture for the meme is here*
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I am that "innocent" person 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But sometimes those characters are just so fun! >:D
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Owls 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Possibly. I've forgotten a lot about what I knew about owls. I can only remember that I used to know stuff, not what that stuff actually was. You're probably right. Either way, though, it looks cool!
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PEOPLE YOU SHOULD ADD ME ON KIK BC IM A LONER: JADELOVESMUSIQUE OK BYE 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Depends on who you're talking to. I've learned to add the modifier "casual" because I'd get people spreading rumors about me "cheating on my girlfriend" (I didn't have or want a girlfriend at the time, and I was just going on dates with different girls I liked) if I only said "dating" without specifying that it was "casual dating."
Map of Disney characters 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Two mice from the UN that save people and stuff. Technically, Bernard is from the United States and Bianca is from Hungary. There were two movies, the better of which (in my opinion) was The Rescuers: Down Under, which takes place in Australia and involves them saving a boy and a golden eagle from a poacher, and gaining an ally (who is from Australia).
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It takes a true fan to notice this 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Apophenia in action! I do it all the time too.
It's missing a few, but it is true 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Or Firefly. But I guess the comments above changed that.
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Cannon 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Gauss Gun!
But what if I love banana's and cherries... 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you mean the title of the painting, it's because Fall Out Boy is notorious for ridiculously long song titles
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Bus seats 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I like 'em. When I'm bored, I can trace paths through the squaggle (those things are too hideous to be called squiggles with proper spelling) and entertain myself.
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Finally! Someone understands my pain! 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Judging by the downvotes, some people don't know their school mascots! I got the joke. You're funny!
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Ransom Demands these days 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I like to think of this as a funny typo of "Give 10 minutes" or "Give 10 mins"
Geese 12 comments
Owls 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's a pretty impressive-looking intimidation pose, though!
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I present to to you: A gigantic opalized ammonite fossil 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
PRAISE HELIX
Getting tired of your shit apple 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Apples annoys me as well. To be fair, though, this just shows the exterior, not the OS or the internal components, which are more likely (and more important) to be upgraded.
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Stay focus 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes.
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Ben & Jerry graveyard 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Suddenly the zombie apocalypse is looking a lot tastier.
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Banks 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think it's more a matter of the influence of the news. Americans have been trained to associate "banker"=banks=corporations=evil, instead of thinking "banker"=banker=person who works at a bank=person involved in customer service and helping you with your money.
And of course, that might not actually be true. We can't be sure that there weren't some New Yorkers who said "helpful and friendly" or some Torontonians who said "despicable and corrupt." We've got to take it on faith that this is an accurate representation.
Someday, this will make him feel included 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is a good prank.
Disney inspiration 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I've been there! The castle's great, but the scenery on the way to get there is awesome too!
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Star wars facts 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
the guy who played Grand Moff Tarkin couldn't get any boots that fit, so he wore slippers with his Imperial uniform and was filmed only from the knees up.
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b*tch please 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dude! They solved the top-couch-dangling-legs-in-the-faces-of-the-bottom-couch-people problem!
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Black people tired of your shit comp 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That Tintin reference...love it! Although Herge has said that he hates that book and regrets that he made it.
As a preschool teacher, I see this all the time and it drives me crazy 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Especially with the lion being the "King of the Jungle" when he doesn't even live there.
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PEOPLE YOU SHOULD ADD ME ON KIK BC IM A LONER: JADELOVESMUSIQUE OK BYE 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There is. It's called casual dating. You go on a couple of "as friends" dates until you decide to make it an official relationship.
Forever and ever and ever 41 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's not a great story for me either, but it is for enough people, so I think it can stay.
Human rainbow 35 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I like how this is supposed to be a meaningful post and instead it's become a rating system
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Evolution going right 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He'll also scatter in an eyeball, "K2", a bird, a strange rabbit, and a stick of dynamite. But not always all of them. I can only find the eyeball and K2 (and the pie) in this one.
me reading any book really 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Smack them in the face with said book. "Oh, look, it made you cry too!"
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Disney logic 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
also, Rule of Comedy.
Makes me wonder 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I've heard this one before! I have an answer!
It was to share something he loves. It's like saying "If I didn't know about the show Avatar: The Last Airbender, would I be disappointed that it had a terrible movie adaptation?" "No, not if you didn't know." "Then why did you tell me?" Because the show was awesome!
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BONELESS PIECE OF ...!! 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I got it too late. I've been trolled!
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More harry potter facts 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I remember something in the books about McGonagall having a history with Quidditch, but I don't remember exactly what it was. I do know that, outside of the books, it has been confirmed that she did play Quidditch. However, the name on the Cup isn't hers because she wouldn't have been a student (unless she was held back several years). It could have been a relative, though.
The only girl in engineering class 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe it's chemical engineering? Maybe they're discussing alloys and crystal structures for building materials in civil engineering? Maybe they're learning about molecular engineering and nanotechnology for electrical engineering?
Or it could be that the joke is just that she's saying something science-y.
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Googly-eyed meerkats 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
CorridorDigital!
At first but then.... 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wanna join them!
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Empire state building 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's a Percy Jackson reference. The 600th floor of the Empire State Building is where Olympus is.
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People were asked what the most famous tweet would be 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
number five made me laugh.
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If Finding Nemo was an anime... 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is great. The longer I look at it, the more hints I see as to who is what character.
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Spartan children being raised for war 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is just torture. I'm imagining trying to find that ONE PIECE I SWEAR I SAW BEFORE WHEN I DIDN'T NEED IT BUT I NEED IT RIGHT NOW WHERE DID IT GO IT WAS RIGHT HERE I SAW IT LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY WHY CAN'T I FIND IT ARRRRRRGH!
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