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Maybe nobody understands you because you're talking nonsense.
"Sekret" is the german word for gooey body fluids.
The right translation would be : "Na dann, behalt deine Geheimnisse."

Once I jumped from like 5 steps of the stairs and landed wrong, twisted my ankle. Before it healed, I decided I could conquer those stairs and jumped again. Needless to say I retwisted the ankle. No scar, thank God it healed. Now it sometimes hurts in the winter.

Fuck E A

Windmills are knocking birds out of the air and solar plants are cooking them. Probably should have shown a different animal.

How else are referees supposed to make it to games on time?

If they find out you kept it couldn't you be charged with theft since you didn't bring it in?

The oldest of gen z is like 26 so unless Isis is a bunch of 26 or younger guys they're millenials

Makes me want to get a tennis racket.

Thanks for posting. Now my gf and I are fighting

Aaron Burr believed in women’s suffrage

Look at the bone loss in the jaw. I bet that “implant “ hurt every single day.

How did you get this photo of my on my vacation last summer

Bot

Wifezoski

Believe me, if the media went after Obama as much as they go after Trump we would hear no end of his scandals.

Can you say "Nepotism"?

I’ve seen this one about 20x. It never gets old

Wait until sunflowers gets here. Everything she says is wholesome. She’ll have some gold for us

Dutchylvania is just a little smaller than America. Takes a bit more to get around here. Of course the dude's probably so high he thinks he's on a jet instead of a bike.

Literally amazing!

What about your mom when she was your age? That's a popular one.

"Rene Descartes was a drunken old fart who was very rarely stable..." Everyone sing!

I'm scared because this actually doesn't look photoshopped

Damit

When did this become politicalsubstance?

Obesity is disgusting

Good work China

He's mine now.

It really do.

And even thou he was and is a very nice guy, he was one of the worst presidents ever.

Stopping you from doing stupid sh*t

the people at my firm are so incompetent, it would take then months to even search for a replacement

Adonde vas?

Is this the power of ultra instinct?

Where is this I love take vacation and see it

Go to the middle of the crowd

Pls, no bells or chokers for this magnificent feline...! Cuteykittykatty told me: i needs no leash, so dont needs collar. ...also, this kat is not a belltower....;)

Because the one who tell introvert to open up is extrovert. While introvert won't be able to tell extrovert to shut up

This guy must play professional soccer in his spare time

TT-TT

My favorite level of Japanese learned: Couldn't speak it, but recognize when the subtitles are off a little.