FunSubstance - List Comment

Bring on the hate 50 comments

guest · 9 years ago

truuu. it's about 9 to 11 liters water tho, i drink 4 liters everyday and I'm very alive ;)

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Yeeeeeep... and 29 year old me... 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm 21 years old and I'm literally reading this while sitting in ma blanket fort drinking beer o.O

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Damn 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*looks at own scars on both arms*
*single teardrop starts rolling down*

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My brain every time I make a male friend 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

at first i read 'Brian' not brain and thought wtf is this Brian's guy problem? :D

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albino peac*ck 21 comments

guest · 9 years ago

They are all cute and shit until they start to scream
That's the sound nightmares are made of brother

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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air comp: Requests? 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

funny moments of twenty one pilots maybe? their humor is underrated

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Girls who wear t-shirts they don't understand 27 comments

guest · 9 years ago

STORYTIME! Here's an actual conversation I witnessed. At a bus stop, posh girl wearing guns'n'Roses shirt, drunk guy laughing.
drunk guy: guns'n'roses, eh, so what's your favorite song?
girl, without any facial expression: it's the song 'fuck you' from the album 'stop drinking and talking to random strangers asshole'.
then the bus came. i think the drunken guy is still standing there thinking of an answer.

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Know if a music is bad 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"pardody."

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Damn 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Who is that guy?

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Well, they're not wrong 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

i count 69
i mean it
no sexual insinuations intended

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Well it made me laugh 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

same

Congratulations U.S.!! 70 comments

guest · 9 years ago

there is no cure for something that is not an illness friend... you being asexual is completely ok and don't let someone tell you otherwise ♥

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There's something about the idea of flying whales that I really love 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Or the music video from emilie nicolas for pstereo :D
Seems like flying whales in music videos are a thing!

List of things 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

yes you can
it's called bulimia

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Hello fs, I thought you might like this ;) 75 comments

guest · 9 years ago

how can you kayak in a fridge my friend

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OH SHIT 25 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Something like this happens with my TV whenever I start the microwave. My room is right next to the kitchen & my TV is ancient so yeah, guess it's the same in this pic.

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Face your fears! 21 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Stick your dick in a blender with a cactus while irritating a racoon and texting your crush back

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d'oohlala 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

but... it really is dutch guys!

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The most realistic action figure 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I need this for reasons

Dinosaurs can speak German! 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

ICH *BIN EIN *VELOCIRATOR
let them speak proper German at least ;)

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I'm already as villainous as they come 42 comments

guest · 9 years ago

i'm writing a book like that atm *-*

Why you should support gay marriage. 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Can't believe this is 3 years old and STILL accurate ._.

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b*tches ain't shit but hoes and tricks 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's a gay short film called 'Nakenlekar'. Swedish/Norwegian or something like that.

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Twitter has its moments 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

i can't get the picture of a bunny with elbows out of my head now :S

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To all the "born in the wrong generation" idiots 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

SAME HERE i actually wanted to comment for y'all to check them out but it ALREADY WAS THE FIRST COMMENT ♥ amazing!

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Russell Brand ladies and gentlemen! 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

he broke up with her & announced the divorce through text message tho

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Cats teaching a thing 36 comments

guest · 9 years ago

writing like thät doesn't mäke the nessäge of this less importänt
it mäy be härder to reäd tho

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The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

i foresee a great career in poetry

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sand 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

dude i assume guest#1 was complimenting funsubstance because it animates people to read more. no need to be harsh ._.

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Block sand castle 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

with sand
just a wild guess tho, not sure

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Single life 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

and surfing funsubstance

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Jon knows what's up. 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You tell them Jon

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Mmmmm mmmmm diabetes 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

life is like a box of chocolate
only enjoyable with alcohol in it.

Chicken nuggets robbery 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

FUNFACT: There was a robbery of 2 supermarkets in my home town where they literally stole 2000 bars of chocolate in total ... and nobody noticed! My folks are awesome :D

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This is so punny 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

all these usernames are awesome itself :)

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Not adequate for drunks 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

^^ I just spit my drink all over the place omg xD

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Asshole cops 2 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You spelled AWESOME wrong