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My childhood could have been so different 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You know what causes a bad day? Not skipping a video about the iPhone
Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mac < PC or Mac = PC depending on what you're doing with it
Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@Master, did you try skipping the video?
Two great minds and how people perceive them 35 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You prefer Apple over Mac?
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This is actually a really good idea 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Sorry only 8 years....en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MagSafe
This is actually a really good idea 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mac has been doing this for like 10 years. They have a magnetic cord, so it disconnects easily when needed but doesn't get yanked out.
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kid knows how to speak more languages than you can count 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
1) how do I know what he's saying makes any sense? Anyone can say a few words of jibberish in each language.
2) I can count way higher than that
Oh...Ok...Well I'll just try again tomorrow then 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait I thought Androids were infallible?!?
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White boy mermaid 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I also find it odd that "straight" is identified. He's probably straight in the sense that no gay dudes will touch him, much like many fat white women are lesbians because no men will touch them.
"Why was Hitler hit with a baseball ?" 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah master is the best! He posted yesterday too
If iPhone 6 were better, it would have these functions 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Google Maps is better, but having 2 cord spots is stupid (just more things to get dirty or break). And its better to have 2 companies doing maps (and voice assistants) because it brings innovation. I've had smartphones for over 6 years (yeah I had a palm Treo) and I've never cracked a screen, and I drop mine all the time. People are stupid if they can't hold on to their $400 item
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If iPhone 6 were better, it would have these functions 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No you have to bash apple, its EVIL! That's why every other device is copying it.
They got kermit 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is that a combination of the Hope Solo pics and Goatse?
Ashley tisdale sure has changed 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's better than Miley Cyrus, Puberty hit her like a wrecking ball
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A sad trend going around my town 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
according to Chris Brown, its partly because "These Hoes ain't Loyal"
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Kardashian logic 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Because other people might become more famous now
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Passion 41 comments
guest · 7 years ago
After reading that comment, I agree. Loving your fans is not enough. I'm a huge MCR fan and will do anything to defend them.
Cheating level: Expert 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He's just reviewing DAT ASS!!!
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Splosh 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
as a guy, I've never had this problem
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I agree 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is GAY currently trending on twitter?
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Yep 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Nice try:
www.snopes.com/politics/romney/slogan.asp
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MOCKINGJAY PART ONE TRAILER!!! 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Prim dies at the end... she gets blown up
MOCKINGJAY PART ONE TRAILER!!! 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Prue dies at the end... she gets blown up
Being legit in the 2000s 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
middle school? Damn I was in my last year of college before I got one
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Finland's maternity box 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is a great idea, but the problem in America is that people will start having kids just for the box. "Look what Obama gave me.. brand new box!"
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Pass the bucket of water, there's some burn over here 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This makes it seem like Pedophiles and rapists are different.. so there are pedophiles who find kids that are willing?
Warning. Not safe for work (or the very squeamish) 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
For cats yes, but this isn't yarn, its like a putty. It breaks, but you have to yank it. Otherwise it just dangles out of your anoose like you have a smelly tail!
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Warning. Not safe for work (or the very squeamish) 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
better yet DO NOT look at those pictures on the link, its GROSS
Warning. Not safe for work (or the very squeamish) 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It wasn't a tapeworm. www.healthynewage.com/colonkit.html
Warning. Not safe for work (or the very squeamish) 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It wasn't a tapeworm
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Warning. Not safe for work (or the very squeamish) 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It wasn't a tape worm. A tapeworm long enough to drop out of your arse would be 1) a world record and 2) excruciatingly painful. It was just the colon cleanse product.
Warning. Not safe for work (or the very squeamish) 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
FYI This was not a tape worm. The same thing happened to me about 6 months ago. Its what happens if you take too much psylium fiber (which is whats in those cleanses). The fiber is basically a power, but it expands when it touches water. So you're basically swallowing an indigestible piece of playdoh. Once it gets in your intestine it is slowly formed into a long rope of fiber and mucus, since that's what your intestine is. Once you try to expel it, you have to grab it out otherwise it just hangs there (ever seen a cat eat and poop yarn). The first time it happened to me I freaked out just as much, but its definitely not really a tape worm. See pictures at www.healthynewage.com/colonkit.html
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How to troll Americans 47 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You guys are so stupid. You spelled Austria wrong!
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*WARNING* Feels ahoy. 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait so his mom was just like a big bitch?
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Someone make this a thing! 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah I've seen WD nights, Breaking Bad and Dexter nights
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Mommy, I always wake up missing you! <3 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That would be nice if some asshole didn't put a "Subscribe" button in the middle of the image.
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Exotic beauty from 1875 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*Carrere
Exotic beauty from 1875 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm like 90% sure that's Tia Carrera
Couldn't have said it better myself. 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There are 4 time Zones in the US, so when a show it broadcast it is comes on in 2 time zones at a time. If it is coming on at 8 pm eastern time (one of the time zones), it is being broadcast at 7 pm central time (the next time zone). That's what the C means.
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A short and sweet shutdown to a provoking question 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
actually black people and mexicans are good at not being white, they don't need any help at all doing it... Asians on the other hand...
So true... 52 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ooohhh a San Fransican... since when is any nationality named after a city?
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Still not good enough for tumblr 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That rainbow bitch is freaky as hell
Obama 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Good thing he's got time for jokes, I'm still waiting for this "change" to kick in