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It took me way too long to get this.

What if it's the other way around and the nervous people have just died here too many times? The new ones are like "THIS'LL BE GREAT :D "

I live in the USA and I have never ever seen this.

Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

Actually it's more like saying "I'm out of food, so I'm going to invest in a very expensive surgery to make myself able to photosynthesize." Sure, you'll never have that problem again, but if you have the money to buy a mac, you definitely have the money to buy some more time for your anti-virus software >:

@Tara. Neutrons aren't negative, they're neutral. Electrons are negative, and there are lots of girls, that doesn't need to be pointed out just to make a (bad) science pun.

I'm YouTube and I'm wondering why Patrick dare question God.

Evolution is real D: thugs are becoming snakes!

There's actually a scientific reason for this, it's not just kids being spoiled. It's because the more of those things you have, the more value you put in material objects and the less time you spend with other people, which makes you happy (one of the number one things to do to help depression, aside from getting medical help, is to become involved in your school and community). Also, the more choices you have, the less happy you are because you'll always wonder if you picked the right one (that's why people get midlife crisises).

The head on the second biggest one is really disproportionately small.

The Gay Sisters /HarryPotter

Yes, forget about the fact that it might scar the poor girl for life, traumatize her, and who knows what else. So long as society says it's okay.

I don't think age really matters, but the 15 and 21 year old should definitely wait before committing to anything.

You must be a really slow typer if that much writing takes two minutes.

... My mom has actually said this to me.

It doesn't matter if you're going to hear God himself sing, you should be considerate of other people in a wheelchair or not. >/ I mean, obviously there are things you have to do differently, but if someone were to shove even a fit twenty-something man out of the way, they need to learn manners, no matter what they do or like or listen to.
I really hate how inconsiderate people are, and part of that is this extreme, but even people who find that unbelievable might still be inconsiderate of others just because they aren't handicapped...

This is the cutest thing. <3<3<3<3

My search history: symptoms of heroin withdrawals, haunter, how fast are green sea turtles, symptoms of pregnancy, moon stone, water stone...
I write. While I play pokemon.

Lesbians. XD

That is not true. I once saw twenty wild sodas in my back yard!

You don't know anyone else's lives. The kids in the Holocaust probably would love to be in her position, but that doesn't mean she has a fucking picnic. And who cares if it's just someone bitching? They could have an actual problem, and they complain about something that isn't important because they don't feel like they can share what the real problem is. For years, my grandfather sexually abused me, but every day I would complain about how my friends didn't answer my texts or how I lost my phone or got grounded. Because even though my grandpa did horrible, horrible things that sometimes made me want to end my life, I still felt I owed him something, because he was family. I finally told, but only because I realized that he was doing the same thing to my little sister. Even now, most of my friends don't know. I was severely depressed, and if people would have treated me like that, rather than giving me the SUPPORT I needed, I wouldn't have made it.

That is the most beautiful cat ahhh

This brought me to tears. I'm always really glad when I see people trying to help with suicide prevention and depression awareness...

Honestly, to me it doesn't even matter when the baby is a human, I would rather have a woman get an abortion than add one more unwanted kid to the world. I mean, yeah, it could be adopted.... but then all the other kids waiting to be adopted, one of them won't be adopted because the mother who didn't even want to give birth to this kid was forced by someone who had no business interfering anyway.

It's actually pretty safe to assume it would be a question, because otherwise why is someone saying that wtf is an acronym? Just because people don't always use punctuation doesn't mean everything is a statement.

There is a parallel universe where shop-cos are filled with water and large cliffs which have the train from Spyro the dragon on them, and if you kill a horse all robbers within the room will drop dead as well. Also, instead of shopping carts, you get a small sailboat.