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Jesus didn't sleep for three days. He was dead for three days and resurrected Himself. That is why He is The Way, The Truth, and the Life, the only way for anyone to reach Heaven.

All that does is show that you still wish he was the guy fucking you.

How the fuck can't someone understand metaphors?

Euw

You know, God does judge, that's much is true. It's His right as everything is His creation. He has to because God is good, and he despises evil. But just because you might have done something that you're ashamed of, or committed an act that you think can't be redeemed, it doesn't mean you have to separate yourself from Him. He can forgive you, He wants to forgive you. All one has to do is to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, that he died on the cross for you. That Jesus, because he loved you, took your punishment. Once you do that, you are forgiven, it's done, it's completed. You don't have to go to church, you don't have to give up rock music, you don't have to start hating gay people, you don't have to change a single thing about yourself. All you have to do is accept in your heart that God loves you, that he loved you so much he sacrificed his only Son for you. That's it. Something so simple, that is worth so much yet costs so little.

Velma is the sex

A lot of this is just trolling. Sad, lonely people who are bitter and simply need others to feel miserable so they'll feel less alone.

You're gay and don't want anyone to make you feel bad about it. We got it. Now move along.

I wonder if he got lucky later on that night?

There is one thing 80's and 90's kids both agree on: the 2000's suck ass.

It's because we live in a progressive society, where things continue to get progressively worse.

in Dubai, there are no gay rights. gay men are imprisoned or killed if they are found out :( boo Dubai!

Imagine 40 years into the future, when China becomes an even bigger world power. All the nations of the world unite to try and stop them on the eve of World War 3, all of them except America. That's because the soldiers are too busy butt fucking each other and have no guns, because a bunch of naïve, arrogant, teens who only life experience is what they've seen on their phones decided that's what was right based on the fact of... well, it was the cool, popular thing to do. China crushes the opposition, enslaves the world, and takes away everyone's cell phones.

Does anyone have change for a decade?

I'm constantly amazed at all the feminist bashing on this site. So much for being progressive, eh funsubstance?

In my experience, I have never seen a fat person park in a handicap spot. It's usually "entitled" seniors who feel because they're old, they deserve a close parking spot. By the way, since we're on this fucking topic, why the hell are there handicap parking spots anyway? I thought handicapped people didn't want to be treated any different from other people? I call bullshit on the whole situation.

Oh please, come off of the ivory tower. This world is filled with people who do narcotics, have unprotected sex, and consume alcohol in ridiculous quantities. It's all unhealthy and dangerous, yet no one says word about it because the brainless masses have deemed it to be 'cool'. No one cares if anyone else in unhealthy. Really - who, besides a doctor who has a financial stake in the issue, walks down the street, sees a stranger, and goes, "Wow, I hope the person doesn't have a polyp in their colon.".
It's just another way for losers to think themselves superior, as in, "I'm a 22 year old virgin stoner who lives in my parent's basement and works part time at Wal-Mart, but at least I'm not fat like that guy.".

Is anyone else creeped out by those little snaggle teeth Hawking has sticking out of his lips? Why doesn't someone tuck them back into his mouth?

Sure, try telling that to an atheist.

Except evolution doesn't work that way. It takes millions of years and man is still a very young species. Nice try though, but I still expect some members of the gay mafia to try and pervert the truth to fit their agenda. You can lie all you want, it doesn't change the truth.

If the roles were reversed, some feminist would be making a comment about rape.

The pot-heads of today are the senile old farts of tomorrow who'll eat up tax dollars as they'll need to be taken care of in old folks homes.

Hmm... unprotected sex leads to babies. So if a woman doesn't want to get pregnant, why doesn't she carry around birth control or condoms, or... better yet... keep her damn legs shut and not be a baby killing whore? Yes, men should be responsible, but if a female is mature enough to have sex, then she should also be mature enough to realize men are douchebags and not expect them to be decent human beings.
Solution: Oral sex. No one ever had any regrets from a good blow job or having their pussy eaten.

Now lookee here you dumb little cracker, don't you be trying to out razzle ma dazzle the Chief High Science Booty Poobah, Missuh Neil De Greasy Tyson! Dumb lil honky, why he don know nuthin' bout no high faluttin' matmatics. I betche cant even say his bananamatics past 5 gozintas. Here, lemme drop de ed-u-ma-ca-shun on you: one banana can gozintas 5 bananas, 5 times. Two, now two bananas, can gozintas 5 bananas two times wit a lil bit left over. Now you put that little bit in yor pocket and saves it for later, mebbe you might need to flavor sum kool-ade or sumtin. YeeHaW! Back up de white wimmen!

I imagine it like going for ice cream.
If you believe you're going to get ice cream if you behave, and if you're right? Hey hey! You get ice cream! If you're wrong? Well then you won't notice the difference. However, If you don't believe you're going to get ice cream and if you're wrong? Imagine how disappointed you'll be standing on the outside looking in at everyone who believed they were going to get ice cream enjoying their sundaes.
Believing doesn't cost a single thing and does no harm, and if one argues that they'll belong to a group of people they don't like? Well, a lot of evil people wore shoes - does that mean you'll go barefoot to avoid having anything in common with them?

This is going to happen more and more. Ever since the media successfully guilt tripped everyone into feeling bad for homosexuals and convincing them they're saintly and good - watch as more and more unscrupulous people take advantage. A good reason why never to kowtow to anyone one group simply 'because'.

Does anyone cares what Chris Rock has to say anyway?

Dat dere's right chillun. Now if it be de dead negro black zombie mon type of person, I, Neil De Greasy Tyson have hy-pot-to-nized that de negro black zombie mon be satisfied with either some Kentucky Fried Chicken or a white bitch. I would gladly shows my work to you all, but I have serious doubts anyone of you lil' crackers on dis here site would understand my high falutin' matmatics. Hollar at yer boy!

As he grows older, Daniel Radcliffe is growing more and more weird looking.

Oh, what... it has to be a man? Why couldn't you say it could be a woman too? You are so homophobic. Your hatred disgusts me, as do all these gay haters who down vote this comment.

Why are gays so interested in bringing information regarding their sex life to little children? What, do they ride around in white vans offering candy if little Tommy watches them butt fuck each other?