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Except Cooking, does every damn thing 38 comments
guest · 10 years ago
BECAUSE DOGS HAVE ALREADY WON.
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It goes both ways 70 comments
guest · 10 years ago
There are no such things as BAD genes in relation to rapists. People rape because it's a choice they make, not because they are genetically programmed to. Do not try to make rapists the victims of circumstances that aren't even real.
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2 kinds of people 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm guessing procrasturb8's real name.
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Fainting goats vs umbrella 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They don't actually faint, their muscles seize up involuntarily when they get a rush of adrenaline, causing them to fall over still conscious. It doesn't hurt them, it's kind of like startling someone and getting them to involuntarily scream. No harm, no foul.
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Are u mad yet? 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Plus talk to the woman after she's gone quiet, she'll ignore you. Foolishly talk to the man when you think he's shut up, and he'll follow you around to talk at you.
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Are u mad yet? 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
But we don't blather. Stay quiet around a talking woman and she'll usually shut up. Stay quiet around a talking man and he takes it as an invitation to continue until you die.
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I present to you the Australian bloodwood 37 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"not alot"
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'Murica 31 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They will be seized from my cold, dead hands.
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Tough life for teens 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You're 14, shut-up until you actually finish school.
I smell bullshit! 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They're still liars.
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Ring thingies 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
to grow maybe.
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I pledge allegiance, to the pants 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He should have taken them off, I would have put my hand over my heart for that.
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Acting Skills 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's as corny as it is great, and it's very corny.
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It's complicated Merida 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Look at Belle, she wears that dress one time, ONE TIME, and now thats all you see her in. And Arial never wore a green dress like that in her entire movie, Disney just places her in it because they want her to be human, but clothed in mermaid colors.
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Annoying walmart b*tch 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
So Wal-Mart's OK, it just need to keep it's customers out?
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Annoying walmart b*tch 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Stop bitching. I worked in retail for years and it's our job to put shit away that's been left out. OUR JOB!!! It's a convenience for the customers and although messy, it's ultimately up to the store to keep the floor neat. That's why they hire people to sweep, face and do go-backs, because it's not the customers place to worry about it. Yes, trashy people do leave food in the worst places, but that doen't change the fact that putting back something in it's right place is not a responsibility of the customer.
Sesame treat 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Wherever it is, he's happy about it.
It's.. It's just something in my eye 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My mom was laughing at me because I'm an adult who rented this movie to see what the big deal was about. When this part came, I thought, "That's too bad." I heard sobbing behind me and turned to see my mom was watching from inside the kitchen doorway, tears streaming down her face.
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There is no glass 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's a door for exiting, they are made to clean easily when smudged.
Dogs recreate puppy-hood photos. 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't think they're the same dogs, the bottom black dog has completely different white markings from the top black puppy (look at the chin and neck for starters).
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Sad but true 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The water is being sprayed up and away from behind her, not towards her.
Best college tip 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's because proper women don't make history.
The bee bully 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Only if a bee stings a mammal. Bees can and will sting other bees to death from differnt colonies, such as when raiding another colony to steal their honey. The stinger enters the victim bee's body just enough to deliver the venom, allowing for multiple stings and the attacker surviving. When a bee stings a mammal, the stinger has barbs on it that get caught in the skin, tearing it out of the bee's body along with parts needed to survive. So a bee can only sting once if it stings you, but it will kill another bee quite easily and fly away to kill more, if it doesn't get stung to death first.
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How to spot an a*shole in a museum. 33 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Are at least someone who knows real art.
How to spot an a*shole in a museum. 33 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If you're going to expose your art to the world, the world has a right to respond back. If you can't handle criticism and only want good things to be said, you're not ready to be a professional artist.
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HOW DARE YOU 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She made you dinner, why are you calling her a bitch? I weep for this generation.
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Somewhere inside my head, I get it 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Abstermonk, you have good parents. Living without something isn't so bad if you have to pay for it is a lesson more kids should learn.
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Don't trust everything the internet says 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Whenever someone tells me kids shouldn't be vaccinated, I tell them to watch Donnie Darko. Yes, there is only a very tiny part about how great antibiotics are, but it also shows there are much more horribly real things out there when it comes to protecting children.
I love this 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You need to look up anorexia nervosa. Anorexia is a choice, albeit extreme, and you did not have anorexia.
Homer doesn't judge 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Homer: Enjoy your death trap, ladies.
Woman: What's her problem?
Classic.
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Venus flytrap compilation 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You should also never feed the plant mammal meat, cooked or not, it's not ment to eat it and will actually poison it. I too have owned and lost many before I found out why.
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It would work! 29 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm a woman and I love books. If you want me to love you, you need to feed my love of books. Don't tell me what I should or shouldn't do when it come to men wanting to buy me books. BOOKS!!! And what's this "taking advantage of them" bullshit? We're talking about grown men trying to prove themselves worthy out of all the other grown men by showing their love of books to another bookreader and potential mate. Who are you to take that away?
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Society 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think it is Lisa Frank.
A legit solution 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Giving houses to people who can't afford them is what caused the financial crash.
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From magic school bus to captain planet 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It shows how bad her accent was, my grandma's russian and I had no idea the blond girl was trying to speak it.
Piggy back seat 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This would be muder to your shoulders, where all the weight is being carried. The seat is also a solid construction so it would not move with you as your hips pivoted to walk, creating a gouging sandpaper effect that would chafe your upper back/hip area raw. You would also have to lean forward to balance the weight of the second person, destroying your lower spine and knees in the process. It's more of a torture device than a means of conveyance.
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From magic school bus to captain planet 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The brainwashing also had the effect of giving the planeteers different speech patterns. Like the blond one's horrible french accent.
The non-princess club 34 comments
guest · 10 years ago
But Pocahontas still made Disney money, a lot of it. Atlantis didn't.
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Beware of the Beliebers 41 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Those laws were only removed for christians, they still apply to Jews.
Tumblr on sucking 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You have more nerves in your mouth than in your dick so more information from your mouth will be reaching your brain. It would feel like you're sucking dick.
Stupid things straight people say to LGBT people 28 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Let's put it this way, if their blood was found at a crime scene, what would the DNA analysis say their gender is? It doesn't matter what you call yourself, only what the law of scientific fact reveals you to be. That's why we can never truely be unicorns, even if we live our entire lives as one.
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The non-princess club 34 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Kida from Atlantis is nowhere to be found because the movie was a huge flop. I used to work at Disneyland and couldn't find anyone who liked it, myself included and we got free tickets. Disney doesn't want to remind people of it's failures, only it's successes. Same story with the Black Cauldren, it was released in 1985 but did so poorly that is wasn't released in North America for the home audience until 2010.
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Colored optical illusion 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You still see colors even though there are none.
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We all did this 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Only kids with glasses didn't do this (like me).
Player 3 entered the game 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Don't try this, that much force to the back of the skull is more than enough to smash it in.
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Gentalmen...... I hope at least one person finds this as funny as me. 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Your grammer is atrocious.
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His past Curling career really paid off 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Maybe the team was using that as an excuse for a fresh player.
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This is too good 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
it looks like hes praying to mecca.
This guy is smart 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dr. Venture has Tripolar disorder. You can trust him, he's a doctor of unconfirmed credentials.
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Good ol 4chan 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Someone still could have died. Idiots with guns kill people. Would it have been so badass then?