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That's awfully inconsiderate

I'm turning into a tomato

I actually got hundreds for my first and last teeth because well fort he first one, I was really old. I had cried about not having lost teeth when all my friends had and my parents also new I wouldn't spend money. My last tooth I lost at age 14, and I was a pretty good convincer by then ;)

Actually my asian friend said his mom taught him this one-
A- Average
B- Bad
C- Catastrophic
D- Dead
F- Forgotten forever (ie you die and not even your mother remembers who you are and you don't get a grave or anything)
oh and its a song

On my calculator there is a button that you press for further simplification

The fact that it's not his dog

When I read Courtney I thought a Pretty Little Liars post was coming

At my school there are uniforms, but everyone wears shows, jackets and jewelry in their style so

I have a friend, okay, and he ate for lunch 2 footlong subway meatball sandwiches with all the works. We were calorie counting that day and he was over 6,000. He looks like a stick

8 if you don't stress any words

I uncle zoned a guy once

I've shipped Shenny since the beginning and I'm still going strong. Sorry to that haters

Imagine, you're breathing while watching that video

It reminds me of pimples

Omgs okay inception like idea-
What if you are actually immortal in a sense because once you die, you relive your life, but then when you get to the point of dying again, you relive your life again, so on and so on so even though you die, you go deeper in the dream and it's like you can never reach that point!

I think she is already brainless

Once I had this health teacher in 3rd grade. He was absolutely crazy, thinking we could learn all of the systems and such with one class a week. At the end of the class we had one test, true/false. He said, "There are no tricks on this test." nonchalantly and me, being a little 3rd grader, couldn't have possibly caught it until later. All the answers were true. I had a toooonnnn of falses

Maybe the cure for cancer is stuck in the minds of one of the over 14,000 children that die a day due to malnutrition... The ones their family wants so desperately to keep alive...

I do this with food that is room temperature, but otherwise, I eat the best bits when they are the perfect temperature

Yes, but from what i learned from high school girls drool over guys' abs and guys drool over girls' boobs. You can work for abs, but if you know how I can naturally increase my boob size, I'd love to know :)

Because the fridge is hotter and hot people can get Ds easier

One thing that I learned this year in history class is that experts are extremely willing to help you. We had to contact them for research papers and many of the ones I contacted replied and were super helpful.

Doesn't semen taste like soap because it has a basic ph though?

Um I see some red in there

I'd love it but you'd see me crying cause I can't adopt all the animals

The little things make shows so great

Other than 2 people, every single person in my grade has had or currently has braces

Bull fighting is awful, but graffiti should be illegal too. If it's not your property, don't change it.

Wow this sounds so stupid that I feel the need to clear this up. The above doesn't really apply to all people.
1. The author is making claims that long blond hair is preferable to un-styled brown hair. First of all, long isn't a style... Second of all do your research saying more men prefer brunettes to blonds. Here are a few websites, but again the stats aren't too overwhelming, its a matter of preference.
http://www.chacha.com/question/what-are-the-statistics-on-if-guys-prefer-brunettes-or-blondes (basic chacha)
http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_600/655_blondes-and-brunettes.html
And there are a lot of others but this is too full of bs for me to spend too much time on one stupid claim.
2. Weight. Okay girls (including myself) are obsessed with being skinny. Studies show than men, however, prefer NORMAL (note this doesn't mean average in America but just what is considered healthy) over super skinny weights.

I don't because well its not fair to the other dwarf plants (ie Makemake, Ceres, Eris) if Pluto is a planet and they aren't

Well Bill Gates has saved lives...