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Bring on the hate 50 comments
guest · 5 years ago
truuu. it's about 9 to 11 liters water tho, i drink 4 liters everyday and I'm very alive ;)
Yeeeeeep... and 29 year old me... 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm 21 years old and I'm literally reading this while sitting in ma blanket fort drinking beer o.O
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Damn 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*looks at own scars on both arms*
*single teardrop starts rolling down*
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My brain every time I make a male friend 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
at first i read 'Brian' not brain and thought wtf is this Brian's guy problem? :D
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albino peac*ck 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They are all cute and shit until they start to scream
That's the sound nightmares are made of brother
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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air comp: Requests? 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
funny moments of twenty one pilots maybe? their humor is underrated
Girls who wear t-shirts they don't understand 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
STORYTIME! Here's an actual conversation I witnessed. At a bus stop, posh girl wearing guns'n'Roses shirt, drunk guy laughing.
drunk guy: guns'n'roses, eh, so what's your favorite song?
girl, without any facial expression: it's the song 'fuck you' from the album 'stop drinking and talking to random strangers asshole'.
then the bus came. i think the drunken guy is still standing there thinking of an answer.
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Know if a music is bad 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"pardody."
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Damn 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who is that guy?
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Well, they're not wrong 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i count 69
i mean it
no sexual insinuations intended
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Well it made me laugh 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
same
Congratulations U.S.!! 70 comments
guest · 5 years ago
there is no cure for something that is not an illness friend... you being asexual is completely ok and don't let someone tell you otherwise ♥
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There's something about the idea of flying whales that I really love 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or the music video from emilie nicolas for pstereo :D
Seems like flying whales in music videos are a thing!
List of things 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
yes you can
it's called bulimia
Hello fs, I thought you might like this ;) 75 comments
guest · 5 years ago
how can you kayak in a fridge my friend
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OH SHIT 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Something like this happens with my TV whenever I start the microwave. My room is right next to the kitchen & my TV is ancient so yeah, guess it's the same in this pic.
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Face your fears! 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stick your dick in a blender with a cactus while irritating a racoon and texting your crush back
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d'oohlala 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
but... it really is dutch guys!
The most realistic action figure 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I need this for reasons
Dinosaurs can speak German! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
ICH *BIN EIN *VELOCIRATOR
let them speak proper German at least ;)
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I'm already as villainous as they come 42 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i'm writing a book like that atm *-*
Why you should support gay marriage. 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can't believe this is 3 years old and STILL accurate ._.
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b*tches ain't shit but hoes and tricks 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's a gay short film called 'Nakenlekar'. Swedish/Norwegian or something like that.
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Twitter has its moments 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i can't get the picture of a bunny with elbows out of my head now :S
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To all the "born in the wrong generation" idiots 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
SAME HERE i actually wanted to comment for y'all to check them out but it ALREADY WAS THE FIRST COMMENT ♥ amazing!
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Russell Brand ladies and gentlemen! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
he broke up with her & announced the divorce through text message tho
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Cats teaching a thing 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
writing like thät doesn't mäke the nessäge of this less importänt
it mäy be härder to reäd tho
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The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i foresee a great career in poetry
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sand 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
dude i assume guest#1 was complimenting funsubstance because it animates people to read more. no need to be harsh ._.
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Block sand castle 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
with sand
just a wild guess tho, not sure
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Single life 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
and surfing funsubstance
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Jon knows what's up. 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You tell them Jon
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Mmmmm mmmmm diabetes 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
life is like a box of chocolate
only enjoyable with alcohol in it.
Chicken nuggets robbery 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
FUNFACT: There was a robbery of 2 supermarkets in my home town where they literally stole 2000 bars of chocolate in total ... and nobody noticed! My folks are awesome :D
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This is so punny 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
all these usernames are awesome itself :)
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Not adequate for drunks 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
^^ I just spit my drink all over the place omg xD
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Asshole cops 2 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You spelled AWESOME wrong
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T-rex ski ride 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
why he has no sleeves if there's snow ?!
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Have you seen a marble race 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
GODdAmMIT YELLOWreD MArBLE!
Supercell forming in someones back yard 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
that perfect loop tho
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You have been warned 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i'd already got my mom a chocolate flower
but then i got hungry
and ate it
i'm a horrible person :/
Grammer matter's 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'd vote for Mark
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River of flowers 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
you can say it flow(er)s
'Murica 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How the fuck did they call 911 when there was no power?
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This is mine, human 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
WHERE DO YOU ALWAYS GET THOSE GIFS WITH HOT GUYS & CUTE ANIMALS ??? I NEED TO HAVE THE SOURCE !!!
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When banana for scale just won't work... 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i take 5
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The physics of a college student 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
reading this in bed. i'm a student.
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They should be proud 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
what does this have to do with the post
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Or evil overlord of the world 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*upvotes for title*
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Sad but true...natural selection is coming for you 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
lol I have a one room apartment, this literally would be my dead.