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Shower thoughts 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

An adult website.

Cute nicknames 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I don't know if she would enjoy that...

I don't bite I swallow when I'm hungry 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Now your training is complete.

Apple coffee 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

25 dollars for a cup of Joe is a little steep, dude. But if we talk about computers, it is a fact that you are buying a logo regardless of whose it is. Save your money and build your own.

Oh god why 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Stand on your shoes. Make a hammock from yourclothes and attach it to the door handle. Stand on the damn door handle. Last long enough to wear out a section of the paper. This is assuming you can't just rip it up.

1 like = 1 respect 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What if you want to help, but hate bacon?

Play catch with a statue 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Her tail wags with expectation as the stick chatters to the ground. An inquisitive nose pokes at the stony feet. Large round eyes gaze at the statue. Perhaps there is sadness there, perhaps not. It may be that she knows her master is gone. Who are we to say?

Leatherback turtle 37 comments

guest · 9 years ago

And that, son, is what a vagina looks like.