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This 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
One time I cloned a sheep. They ended up killing each other. Fin.
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Apparently this opinion makes me some kind of monster 119 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is hilarious. At first I read this as "survival of the fittest, baby."
s*xual pizza 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I would rather eat a pizza right now than have sex. This may be a sign... Yep, wanking too much.
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poor girl 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's some tough sh*t, man. Now, am I being sympathetic or an asshole?
Iron Man cast 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No acne or hair on upper arm? Not ridiculously ripped? I'm banking on this one being female.
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Dropped this on a girl I was really hitting it off with 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No, this is a play. The theory is that if you degrade someone they will try to prove you wrong. I have no opinion on this.
End the double standard! 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Holy crap! That's a lot of text! I feel bad only reading the first two lines, but somehow I think that I got the gist. Your essay writing is very concise, I applaud you.
Who did it better? 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And I can do, like, three push ups.
All of the notes from med school from start to finish 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is why I am becoming a teacher. That, and the weekends. And the summer.
DO NOT OPEN THIS IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE TFIOS FEELS!!! 51 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Wait, what book is this?
I surrender 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It only gets worse. It only. gets. worse.
Happens a lot 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I did something like this once. Some girls knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to come over. I thought to myself "Wow, I have complete control over this situation. I am the one that decides the outcome. I could even close the door." And so I did. They never came over again.
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Double standards 66 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I just wanted to say that you are a brave soul for wading into this this... thicket.
Bacon salad 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's a form of expression against what they believe is a social injustice. It doesn't have to have an actual effect, as long as the point is made. Or... They really hate the taste of meat. Or they have dietary needs. Or it's a phase. Maybe his/her significant other loved meat, and this is some almost subconscious way to get back at that, like, total asshole omg. Perhaps Rick Astley descended from the heavens and spoke unto them "thou shalt not eat meat." Maybe you said that "omg" in a female voice because you never heard a man call a woman an asshole. It could be that you only read the first line, glanced down, saw the name Rick Astley, and decided to read the rest of the comment.
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I'll never understand stock photos 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Somehow I think that it's a sacrifice he's willing to make...
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1914 rules for teachers 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I never thought that they would want me to cross dress, with petticoats no less?! My god, you would think they would have better taste!
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This is disgusting 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You know... it is technically true. You shouldn't force your child into any opinion, even if it is as just and ethical as wearing crocs.
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What a Weird Place To Do Math Homework 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
To measure out an economically acceptable amount of toilet paper, of course. For some reason it always seems to run out quickly...
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smart cat 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I smart man will follow the cups and get the right answer. A true genius would follow the cat's eyes.
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Which is real beauty? BOTH, beauty isn't a size 6, or 16 68 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The three white blonde women on top look identical. Like seriously.
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People who get high grades 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
C's get degrees, my friend.
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