Comments

This is hilarious. At first I read this as "survival of the fittest, baby."

That's some tough sh*t, man. Now, am I being sympathetic or an asshole?

Holy crap! That's a lot of text! I feel bad only reading the first two lines, but somehow I think that I got the gist. Your essay writing is very concise, I applaud you.

It only gets worse. It only. gets. worse.

It's a form of expression against what they believe is a social injustice. It doesn't have to have an actual effect, as long as the point is made. Or... They really hate the taste of meat. Or they have dietary needs. Or it's a phase. Maybe his/her significant other loved meat, and this is some almost subconscious way to get back at that, like, total asshole omg. Perhaps Rick Astley descended from the heavens and spoke unto them "thou shalt not eat meat." Maybe you said that "omg" in a female voice because you never heard a man call a woman an asshole. It could be that you only read the first line, glanced down, saw the name Rick Astley, and decided to read the rest of the comment.

Somehow I think that it's a sacrifice he's willing to make...

C's get degrees, my friend.