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Number 28 Though 99 comments
guest · 7 years ago
8 is incorrect. We don't have a frigin $2 bill in Canada!!
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Vanellope Cosplay 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!"
that better?
Vanellope Cosplay 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Thanks for the advice ;)
Vanellope Cosplay 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Boner alert
That time the cast of Malcolm reunited after six years 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Omg this show was awesome
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Its good to be a bloke 35 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We'd die before getting to the bathroom... Gah... I imagine it'd burn the Urethra...
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Trick questions 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Exactly. "Whats the safest way to have sex?" "You don't" WELL THATS NOT FUCKIN SEX NOW IS IT?!?
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If bees go extinct 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh, look, none of the foods i eat
This guy walks perfect to any song rhythm 46 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not to Seta Tamu and Kuningas Pähkinä
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Cuz there's no t*tties? 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But... If Lesbians dont like Dicks... Why the fuck do they use fucking dildos? Logic
Tree for president 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Omfg I'm Canadian and i absolutely fucking hate dumbass ignorant posts like this, and of course other Canadians (or impersonators) go "Oh ya ttly tru bro" and it makes me FUCKING ANGRY
Meet masako mizutani 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
...WHAT THE F*****.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
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The neighborhood of tomorrow 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yay can't wait till some asshole comes by on a rainy day and some asshole driver sprays dirty street water all over my food
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Oh, Facebook. 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
BUT THAT IS DOUBLE WIN!!!!SANDVICH!
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This dawned on me while using a urinal at the bar last night 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Because we're at a Urinal!!
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Nature's perfect cube 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait... Minecraft?
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An experiment with photosynthesis 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wouldn't they both die regardless for lack of food and water?
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Sad man 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It'd be pronounced as Sod Mon, i think
No soccer for me 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Everyone in my country is essentially fangirling over soccer and Fifa world cup... BUT GUESS WHAT... OUR COUNTRY ISN'T PLAYING IN FUCKING FIFA
Dissing like a boss 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wow first time on funsubstance and this is the first thing i see. thanks
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Don't be upsetti 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Amore is french
Logic here... 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And so often?
What did the kiwi say to the other kiwi? ...Baaa 41 comments
guest · 7 years ago
#sotrue
Rebels 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How would they get down then? BOOM LOGIC FTW 2014
The cost of healthcare in america 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes it is... You pay through Taxes
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The cost of healthcare in america 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But essentially free
I don't understand soccer 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'd like to point out: I love how here in Canada, we have the Fifa World Cup commemorative Coke cans and various Fifa related Merchandise... When Canada isn't in Fifa. :| logic
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As an Aussie I have actually said this exact sentence before 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Extra stupid also, see as the Netherlands were once named the United States of the Netherlands (seeing as it would confuse the feeble minded)
One of my favorite actors 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
WASH FTW! Man I should really rewatch Firefly
I could really care less about the World Cup 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
^ Me and every sport...
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When boys become men.. 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
1. reach puberty
2. balls drop
3. grow body hair and beard
4. voice deepens
5. find attraction to women
6. question and find there own beliefs and values
7. thirst for a family, and a loving wife and kids
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malteasers 45 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Another things americans don't have... FREE HEALTHCARE!!!!
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The cost of healthcare in america 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
(And every country except the US)
The cost of healthcare in america 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes... Many americans don't even bother to go because they now they will be in deeper debt then tey already were... -A Brit
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When my parents barge in without knocking 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Always while your in the middle of masturbating
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how did she get up there 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
PS- how to even pronounce Zealand? Ze-ah-land?
how did she get up there 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Foreign exchange student from China in i'm guessing New Zeeland? Loving it! (Is it Zeeland or Zealand?) Here in Flevoland (Neterlands) Zeeland is a state (pronounced Zey-land) it was the Dutch Empire who founded and settled in New Zeeland
Gaming is good for you 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wouldn't say Half, as its mostly a Male- Dominated culture, but there is no denying there are alot of Female gamers out there
Levels of Asian 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Or their Eastern Russian
I think he is hooked 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's the grounding cable... Which would do absoloutelly nothing to do with your electricity bill..
Sadly, all my favorite series have ended. 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
(Random half naked woman in backround)
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She didn't mind 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
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Comics need sound 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Who the fuck says it Dar-ta? Here in Canada it's either Dah-ta or Day-ta (mosty dah-ta)
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Buying fresh air 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Umm... It's treatedso it's not poisonous and anyways it wouldn't give you cancer... (We have clean Tap water here in Canada too)
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Distribution of last letters of boy names over the years 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yay... w...
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The struggle 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Every fucking time
Chocolate kebab is here 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
As someonw who has never had a crepe, this sounds disgusting
Shots fired 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe not die, but... Stay in office as long as possible
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I'm just gonna..Take a little nap. 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
OMG! Like in Inception with the Bathtub!
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Toilet paper wedding dress 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Thats really short in the front...
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