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Mr Krabde 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Trump?
Curious cat 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It just wants to check out the other pussy
Bisexual problems 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I dunno, even though I'm bi I've never liked 2 people at once..
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The logic is unbelievably flawless with this one... 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, I kinda have a crush on one of my best friends...
So...
Fat levels in pics 37 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks the "chubby" body type is cute as hell?
Canadians 38 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Heck, I live in Toronto and I still think its too hot.
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Cross-section view of objects 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What is the fifth object?
We are both trash 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*SCREECHING* GINTAMAAAA
Canada 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There are so many holes in this story?? Who was the original teacher, and where did she/he go? How did he manage to give you a C on a report card, if he just "wandered in"? Also, grade one geography? Really? I live in Canada and we only start learning geography in grade 7. Also by the way he/she says 'geography teacher', it leads you to think that he is a rotational teacher, which makes no sense. (Supposed) first grade geography is not so hard that you need another teacher for it.
Sorry if it sounds kind of like a rant, I'm just sick of tumblr making up stupid stories for attention or what not.
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That explains it! 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I can just imagine the director like
"Release the Johnny"
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Saw this on an online shop yesterday. Faith in hummanity lost 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not to mention that when you turn the wheel it'll probably fall off
I am also that friend 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I do have a friend who is the complete opposite. She's got a hard shell, all sarcasm and sass but she is actually the biggest sweetheart I know.
I can't be the only one who is paranoid about laptop cameras, 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I feel you.
I brought my laptop to my web design class and there were pieces of paper stuck to the webcam and the mic was turned off and everyone looked at me weird
As a drummer I know this feeling all to well 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pfft try trumpet player. Not to mention I play a duet with a bass clarinet. It's a sad life.
Cats can be confusing 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Cats are just the tsunderes/himederes of the animal kingdom
Not sure if it's a good or bad thing 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why is everyone ignoring the fact that the molesters name is Jesus
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on point 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I had to read this like 20 times
I am a pure blood. What are you? 70 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Half-Pureblood? I've read all the books but only watched a few movies
Anime food looks better than real food 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Let's not forget the cutscenes in Kuroshitsuji
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I'm so doing this 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Same *cries maple syrup*
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The things we learn as we grow older. 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Would 15 work the other way around as we'll? If a seemingly rough biker gang member is super sweet to a waiter, would that make him an amazing person deep down?
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checkers 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I will never look at checkers the same again
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Campaign to replace the loading circle with this hedgehog 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's funny 'cause it won't load
And to get back all the followers I lost to spam 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Went from 132 to 131. Gosh darn it, Instagram
Facebook f*ckery 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought they were serious at first, but then I realized they were joking.
Then I hoped they were joking.
Please tell me they were joking.
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Such beautiful truth 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Explains why I'm still fucking alive
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Definitely not a dream 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Merely a glitch in the matrix
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To all those "muh gates and Zuckerberg drop out muhhh" 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not to mention they dropped out because it was too easy
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All I Want for Christmas is Yu 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why are we not discussing the fact that one of the guys' first name is Gayview
The right way to break up 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm in grade seven and I want to puke every time one of my friends talks about dating. Everyone calls me a lesbian because of this but seriously we're all twelve calm your flat chest.
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Looks like I'm staying inside tomorrow. 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ugh I know right. I hate chilly weather.
If you never liked poetry before, these examples will change your mind. 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't think a big-tit gymnast exists. Well, it isn't common.
It can come in handy if you have to do perform cpr 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Row row row your boat also works
say bye bye to your phone bae 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Social media runs on computers too...
Such a good son 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Am I the only one to notice that he put mother and sister in the last part?
Worth the read 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oscar makes it sound like he's going to murder my mom
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Younger sibling problems 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My older sister doesn't play video games so I'm always player one
You go people 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ok //drops entire family//
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Guess what book won the award in Canada 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
//sweats maple syrup nervously//
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Always suspected grocery pricing was 'irrational' 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It appears we are in the world where Zachary Hale Comstock is making pie filling recipes for Duncan Hines.
And you think he was really smoking... 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ironic bc Hijikata is the one who is famous for smoking
Goddammit tumblr 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I really hope that the tumblr user writing Mickey Mouse smut is joking
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Robin Williams ballpoint pen drawing 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Usually lower quality pens that don't dry as quickly work best. For example, one of my favorite sketching pens is a really cheap dollarama one. Either that, or magic.
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Meet the World 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What would Canada's be?
Red: Maple syrup
White: Moose
tumble 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Also makes sense since Bing is used only to search for pornography
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I had to share this, it made my day better. 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
However humans with shark teeth are undeniably attractive (see: Rin Matsouka)
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I think I should finally introduce myself to the neighbors now 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I have the same patio set as you
Inb4 "I'm already gay" 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Everyone questions my sexuality anyway
This is what I like to call love 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When I saw the second panel, "talk dirty to me" immediately started playing in my head
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what is your number(s)? 41 comments
guest · 8 years ago
//heavy breathing// omg free