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The evilest thing I could imagine 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I got stung by two wasps in the juggular at the same time
Master, why is it that when a man has s*x with many 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I winced at the thought of putting my junk in a pencil sharpener
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Anyone Else Ever Think Of This? 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's an interesting thought especially with the knowledge that we only dream about people we have seen in real life
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Angler Fish 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What a life!
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What if all immigrants were gone? 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
On a long enough timeline, everyone in North America is an immigrant
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Chips in Australia 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We call Cheetos cheezies in Canada
Respecting Women Guide 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The only way someone could force me to fuck Lindsay Lohan would be attaching a dildo to a very long pole
Cold toilet seat 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If you live alone, a warm toilet seat should be the least of your worries
I feel bad about myself 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm working on it goddamnit