Comments

Cashew Apples 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Cashew folktale:
evilmadscientist.com/2007/cashew-folktale/
"As God was creating the world he was approached by the Devil, who was upset that he had not been allowed to make something. So, in an act of kindness, God asked the Devil to make a fruit.
The Devil went to work and formed what we now know as the Cashew fruit. He took it to God and said, “See? I can make something just as good as your creations.”
On looking it over, God asked, “But where is the seed?”
The Devil, realising his mistake, just muttered, “Oh, I’ll stick it here.” And with that, placed the seed on the bottom of the fruit."
You just can't pick and eat a cashew nut - you would be eating the most toxic substance you can imagine. The nuts have to be individually picked from the fruit, then the toxins have to be extracted through drying or roasting, and then the nuts can be eaten safely. That's why they're so expensive.
2
Not sure how. 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
D&D and metal music do not make the cut anymore? Times are a-changing.
2
share 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"I AM -- THE LAW!
- Dude, he's drowning.
- DROP -- YOUR WEAPON.
- It's an inflatable buoy, goddammit."
4
Tigertorque 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Llamathrust sounds like a category in the German Darknet version of Youp*rn.
8
The last Uzbek King, photographed using a very early color photo technique, 1911 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That is disguised, Robert of the House Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
2
One does not simply . 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Mysogynists made that up
One does not simply . 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Which is not what feminists say at all.
What the.....?? 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
then you'll like this one: vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/scrooge-mcduck/images/9/9e/Ducktree.png/revision/latest?cb=20151224103045
2
It was neat the first 2,000 times 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I wish I had that job :(
1
The Joker has Standards 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is so cringey. It just reads like US propaganda. Even the Joker is an AMERICAN patriot.
3
Made this for a carpentry exam. What do you think ? 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Banana for scale?
3
Peanut Plant 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Fun fact: Peanuts are actually in the same family as peas and beans and are not related to tree nuts (cashews, almonds, etc.) at all.
3
Dedication to the craft 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Memes existed before the internet, so they probably had some of their own back then. Y'all remember the S thing? (Stussy or whatever you want to call it)
1
Like that's gonna happen 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Ahaha sooooo cute!!
Every single one lol 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Me, a white woman: *glances around at utter lack of Live. Laugh. Love. decor in my apartment.* Did I miss the memo?
3
Made this for a carpentry exam. What do you think ? 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You didn’t make it silly fucking person
5
Don't know if I'm more shocked by the bullies or his incredible bravery 29 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Awe that’s so nice of him! I respect you little boy!
I wish I had friends like this 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
My friend would just say ha your broke go find a jobs make some money
1
I wish I had friends like this 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I wish I had a friend like that
Party crasher 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Awe that’s so cute!
1
The last Uzbek King, photographed using a very early color photo technique, 1911 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
His outfit is a gorgeous blue
1
Dedication to the craft 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Imagine going back in time and trying to explain a meme and you make this
3
Nestle bad 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They are racist
Uh-huh 63 comments
guest · 4 years ago
There aren’t enough hours in the day bud, I read the first 20% of the first comment. You’re right, don’t argue back, you are an idiot. Or do, who really knows, I’ll be 80 by the time I finish reading your response(s). Evidently, with that being my point, the logic is wasted on you. Like everything else it would seem
My other cat: Marsh! He's the sweetest cuddlebug 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Catto
1
Not a bad strategy! 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Jk
Not a bad strategy! 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Thxs for the great advice
What the.....?? 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Alabama families be like...
15
"Poketrainer used pound on Ditto" 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I mean gotta catch them all amiright?
Batman needs some alone time 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Oh no robin saw and is going to report it to justic league
Stare for 30 sec then look at something 47 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I was looking at it then it started moving and I'm like what the hell
Giant prehistoric snake 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yes most gues would not stand a chance versus this gue!
Giant prehistoric snake 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
7
Sia being an absolute bro 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
What about making your ticket as low as you can without asking a damn shit about how much we earn?
5
My favorite picture of the Grand Wizard, circa 1987 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Because the right can bash people all they want but the second someone on the left does it they're the problem.
5
My favorite picture of the Grand Wizard, circa 1987 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
So much for the tolerant left.
Right good left bad 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It’s come full circle.
7
Uh-huh 63 comments
guest · 4 years ago
@guest_ so basically you like being a wordy loud-mouthed shithead? I guess that’s a valid response.. I mean I still think you’re a dumbass, but hey, nobody listens to me anyway right?
.
You’re like Anderson from Sherlock. You insist on opening your mouth, invited or not, and you lower the IQ of the whole block when you do. So I’m not hiding, please respond if you feel the need. I’ll come back and read volume 4 of your inane, verbose, failure to comprehend the ability to be brief and direct
.
And for the record, which in your bold, unswayed-stupidity your consistently fail to recognize is this is a community forum. You inflict yourself on those around you because we don’t have a choice but suffer you. I don’t give a shit about your pledge and fondness, you’re an idiot. But it is in-fact possible you make your point in less than a thesis. Point and case literally everyone but you.
.
But please, don’t mind me, I need to go be ‘disappointed’ that an old fool won’t listen to me.
How to spot chemically ripened bananas 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
RIP guest that isnt me
This guy dances perfectly to any song 202 comments
guest · 4 years ago
here comes the bride goes badly, as well as my favorite song, Littleroot town from pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald.
Apple fritters are my favorite 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Delete this
3
Sia being an absolute bro 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Agreed
3
This is why your wear a helmet 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I prefer to not crash. No gay ass helmet needed.
Makeup Artist Uses Her Lips To Create Stunning Art Pieces 30 comments
guest · 4 years ago
who... gives... a... shit.....?
Ricky Gervais, sarcastic sanity in an insane world 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I didnt say that. I said it was a mental health issue, and it is. There is no basis for this BS argument in science.
.
As for "getting jiggy with a hot chick" - 'it' is not a hot chick, if it has a penis. That's the point which you and your weird, unstable friends may have missed. Its not going up my anything, and if 'it' tries, its getting my fist directly through its face.
.
And finally, you conveniently failed to comment on the fact that you special, whiny, parasites really contribute nothing to society. Perhaps start, and someone, somewhere may deign to care what you think.
Who remembers this? 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
We still have ours but don't use it now. It's the basement rec room.
Ricky Gervais, sarcastic sanity in an insane world 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
@halfdeadhammerhead if youre wondering why nobody gives a shit about your point of view, or cares to agree with, or take you seriously? It's because "trans-women" dont exist. People are well within their rights to have mental health issues, but to wave them in our face and sanctimoniously shove them down our throats- that will not be tolerated.
.
Take your stupidity back to the other stupid people who agree with and glorify it. God all of you special snowflakes are so especially stupid, and amount to nothing in life except as parasites to society. Do something significant, valuable, or noteworthy and then we might care. Instead all you do is bitch and whine about problems that dont even exist, except in your heads. Hilarious.
2020 olympic logo 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It hurts my eyes, badly.
Freedom! 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
40,000 fatal shootings in the US last year.