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High school in one picture 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
peanut butter.
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Little penguins on a caterpillar 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
@chocolatefeces my sister did. we were walking up to our apartment building and I saw a caterpillar on the sidewalk. she said she was going to kill it, and i was like "noooo. don't kill it!" (i was like five). then as soon as my back was turned, she took her little back back on wheels and smashed it. Every single day for about two weeks, I saw that caterpillar on the sidewalk and each day more ants came to eat it. I'll never forget him or the heartlessness of my older sister who'd kill in front of a defenseless five year old. :( Rest in piece caterpillar
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Good question 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
he said "bond with me, Jimmy."
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No, no, no, no, ..... 87 comments
guest · 7 years ago
it's okay me too. don't let the dislikers keep you down. we feel bad enough
Facts about the QWERTY Keyboard 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
do you know that the letters in the alphabet don't really have to be said in any particular order? We just do it because we choose to...
Blame it on my ADD, baby 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
i just listened to this a few hours ago!
Boo's real name 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
stop it. stop that shit right now
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Oops 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
this reminds me of that one key & peele sketch "slap-ass"
that man would be so happy
Usually on public transportation 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
or both.
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What men want 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
i'm a straight girl and i just like them because they're squishy...
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Now I'm falling asleep 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
how did it end up like this?
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That is a very good question 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is your name Patrick Star? Because I think you've been living under a rock...
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How to propose. 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bitch, yo sammich don't even look good.
Ronald mcdonald 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Was him brother's name Donald McRonald?
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Google 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
booble
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Random pic dump! 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
fries may make me fat, but vodka makes people stupid.
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We can all agree with that 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
omg, i'm dying XD
Nuclear name 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
yeah, like i'm sure my mom just put some random fucking letters together and said there's your middle name. It even starts with a "Z" which is really uncommon unless your name is like Zoe (which it isn't) so when people ask what letter it starts with and I have to tell them "Z." Then their first guess is always zebra. Like what the fuck do I look like with "zebra" being my God damn middle name? Stupid ass people, man. Smh.
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Me as a Parent 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
and i'm the type of person who when one of my sims died, I'd quit the whole game and go cry because I was a twelve year old pussy
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It's not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
omg, this made me imagine actual dick fingers. Jesus, no....
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CSI theme 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought it was going to say it because he's so... attractive
YEEEEAHHHHAHH
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The ching chong language.. 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
how do you know the person was American? Hmm? HMMMM? ಠ_ಠ
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Water faucet 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
turn up for a good time ;)
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Yo hablo Spanish? 56 comments
guest · 7 years ago
yo quiero comida. I know how to say "I want food" in Spanish...
Yes, Unfortunately 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
r.i.p. - Uriah, Augustus Waters, Alaska Young, Tris (even though you could be a real bitch I still cried), and a whole bunch of other characters that weren't written by Veronica Roth or John Green
p.s.- If Veronica Roth and/or John Green ever see this, then fuck you guys. Fuck YOU. I spent hours upon hours reading your gosh darn books only to have them rip my entire soul and innocence out of my young teenage body so that I can weep in my puddle of disappointment and despair. No. Fuck that. I read every single one of your gosh darn books John and I read the WHOLE fucking divergent series Veronica. I can see why these books are so popular, but I cannot see why you couldn't have put a WARNING: THESE BOOKS WILL HAVE YOU QUESTIONING LIFE AND YOUR OWN ESSENTIAL WORTH FOR YEARS TO COME label on the front cover. Jeez... Have some fucking manners. Sorry, for this guys. I just had to let it all out.
One of my favorite moments in Sherlock... 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Me: *reading a book* *blood splatters on face* I... I...
Teacher: Someone died, huh?
Me: *Nods*
Teacher: What book are you reading?
Me: *mumbles* The fault in our stars...
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: I'm soo sorry
Me: It's okay. The blood hides my tears. ;_;
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Spoken words of wisdom 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
he really is that one guy, huh? btw, i'm a different guest :)
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Oh barracuda 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
correction: Courage couldn't given't two shits about Eustance. If he saved him, it was only for the sake that Murial loved him because Eustace was a first class ASSHOLE.
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Modern angels from heaven 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
oh. my. shit. this is awesome. go drag queens! I want to be a drag queen, but sadly I'm a girl... :(
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Cage is love cage is life 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
this takes hard work and dedication. *Turns to whole funsubstance population* You can learn something from this one people!
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'Murica 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
BOP BOP BOP! BOP TO THE TOP!
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Tetris 31 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I screamed.
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Skateboarding accident goes right 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't... I don't understand...
I'm sure some of you know that feeling... 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*ahem* it is 1:30am. *sassy voice* Excuse you.
Something to Think About 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
well... then what do you do?
Frankie Muniz is God 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
you're not the boss of me now...
When I realize I forgot to do an assignment due tomorrow 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
ooh, that sucks...
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might be repost but..... 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR REAL. I'M NOT KIDDING. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
wait, that wasn't a bad ending despite a whole bunch of people being unwound. I still haven't read unstrung yet, though.
His smile 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hello. Nice to meet you. I'm Fred. Oh, hello! Nice to meet you. I'm Fred. Hi. Good morning! I'm, you know, Fred....
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This is the cause of so many arguments 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
omg, yes! that's when I want to snap someone's effing neck...
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Hush Hush - Alexis Jordan xD What's yours? 77 comments
guest · 7 years ago
omg YES!
Hush Hush - Alexis Jordan xD What's yours? 77 comments
guest · 7 years ago
dance for you, Beyonce and Fergalicious by Fergie. If I hear one of these two songs, run because I will start grinding on you so effing hard.
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Candy 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
O.O
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Spoiler Alert: He's talking about his d*ck 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
fuck you, ghjilil!
Starbucks + basketball = 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
umm, no need to be an asshole...
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MOOOM!! 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
in other words: you read that as Cartman from South Park
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Tacobell now burns your ass in two ways 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
it's funny because White Castle will give you gas, but Taco Bell will burn yo ass
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We should make this a new meme 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Oh, no. Not this shit again..."
Science b*tch! 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I just laughed so fricken hard XD
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Stunning comic book make-up 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm thinking his eyes are closed and she just painted his eyelids
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