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It's BnL, not B&L

Smooth move exlax

Not to mention that that is something along the lines of a $3000 plus geode.

This actually happened to me. I was reaching for the door while looking/talking to someone behind me. Unbeknownst to me, a friend who happened to be well endowed in the chesticular area opened the the door first and I got a handful of boob. Had a groping session for a good 5+ seconds before my brain processed just what I was holding and I nearly snapped my neck spinning my head around. At which point she nearly fell on the floor laughing at me.

I'm in Seattle; the clouds are peeing on me.

I met this women when i was 19; she was several years older than me. We got married when I was 21. We've now been married 21 years and I still love her dearly.

Well, that escalated slowly.

Are you sure that's not port wine cheese?

You should not have a drivers license.

Well, this explains a lot about the majority of the current generation; fake and empty headed.

I like girls with curly hair; especially when they wake up like this.

I've never been baked, but I have been toasted and fried.

Dear diary: jackpot.

What the hell, man?

No; clapping your hands is like high fiving yourself - Barney Stinson

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

I can see why; it looks like he's planning on driving.

Yes.

I like barbeque sauce on my chicken and pork chops but mayo on the burgers. Does this count for anything?

YOLO - You Obviously Like Owls

We're doomed

You would think if they can afford a dyson fan, they could afford air conditioning

That's his masturbation arm.

I don't think beginners are that articulate.