I got all giddy and shit. [fixed]

Take the damn hints! For hades' sake.

WHY?

This actually happened to me. I was reaching for the door while looking/talking to someone behind me. Unbeknownst to me, a friend who happened to be well endowed in the chesticular area opened the the door first and I got a handful of boob. Had a groping session for a good 5+ seconds before my brain processed just what I was holding and I nearly snapped my neck spinning my head around. At which point she nearly fell on the floor laughing at me.

I was so sure I was about to read "I go straight home and have a wank".