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This is a good meme format. Congratulations. Use it again. Please.Thank you.

That is what we call a Dorito bod

That's so true! When it's actually hot and you need something cold, it's NEVER there!!!!!!

My pp tried to pull its foreskin around itself for protection after seeing this pic

There is absolutely no way I would let the crown have it! I would destroy it before they got their grubby mits in it!

Lol

Great, now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

Gurl!

Love it

i don't think thats real. how did the bark grow into the shapes of hands/fingers
still cool, though

Omg katsuki bakugo

@ checks out...

now they never will

The suit is much better in the first one.

12 million what? 12 million dollars? Pounds? Rials? I need to know!

All three needles come in different sizes.

My best friend waited for marriage to avoid all this crap.

Or a large dump

If the doctor actually showed up 2 hours late, send him a bill. I've heard of people doing this and getting a check.

Charging a fee for lateness? This is America, right?

That only happens when I’m taking the man pipe

“I am just a decoration. You do NOT see me, hooman.” . . . . . Vases are smashed

I am ZEE GOOD BOY! He is NOTHING

I imagined there are 3 scenarios. One, the woman suddenly feels dizzy, she stirs the drink, but it's already too late and she fainted. Two, the woman thinks she's with a good gentlemen. She doesn't put her fingers in the glass and suddenly fainted. Three, the woman stirs the drink with her finger every now and then, and the men thinks she lives in a forest.

Wait. The rapture isn't for dead people.......

Gross but magnificent at the same time.

It's dangerous to stop in a high speed road like that. Multiple collision could happen.

Wait .. What??? You have to PAY for a bloody ambulance in the US??? You're JOKING, surely?? What kind of a third-world country do you guys have there, anyway??

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Yes, we're all going to ask you the same set of 10 or 20 questions. Sorry for being interested in your life and for not having a hive mind such that what you tell one adult relative is known by all.

It's amazing how well you can do in a non-diverse society. But hey, over here diversity is outer strength, right?

i'm afraid i'm in the percentage that wouldn't take lightly to this sort of thing. prolly threathen to hack the lauhging party attendees up with the serving spoon. or cry. possibly both. :D

Why to blacks make a point to avoid certain common words, such as 'is'? Are you trying to prove you are unique while crying that others recognize your difference? Are you just 'keepin'' it real while having no clue what that means? Are you just announcing your ignorance? Please black people, do explain

G. Martin, get them hooked with porn, have no other ideas besides perversion. Blame others, profit

Codependant poster

This is funny though. In most cases it means the emissions are not as they should be (usually higher/slightly more toxic). Human equivalent - your farts are too frequent and danker than they are meant to be.

On the body written "The hidden tiger"

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me

what episode is this

~Me too Bob Ross, me too. <3 ~

Rover mcRoverface