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My virginity!

Honestly the quickest way to fix the environment is nuke China. Obviously not the best way, but basically the only one that’ll actually work now. Might also have to nuke India to make sure. I honestly don’t see another possible solution, as those two countries are responsible for the majority of pollution, to the point that any regulation on the rest of the worlds end would be basically pointless.

he just doesnt want plastic in his living space is all, poor fish :C

Except for the gator in The Frog Prince; he played the trumpet.

...breastmilk is vegan though lmao, given it's given consensually by the mother. What the actual fuck.

Definitely press it

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Well put.

And .. as an Aussie, I know where that is ... look for the dinosaur footprints in the rocks.

Damn right still beat my meat to em

What if the enemy had a sword breaker too

oh good grief, gross!! first of all, it is impossible to get goosebumps on any penis, herpes or not. there's no hair follicles on it to produce the fuckin goosebumps anyway!

But did he steal it tho

Like we'd know. YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME.
Anyhways, that porn actor Johnny Sins did much more.

Please for the love of God, put him with spiderman

iron man is no longer physically there him. cause ya know, he died in end game.

Awesome
Did you draw that
I wanna try drawing that even though it will be REALLY hard.

I'm a teacher and I agree this is a good use of time.

That's A LOT of urine. Me thinks the toilet is just for ambiance.

I don't get it?

A sizable deposit in the spank bank

Is there a ending to this story?
I want to know what happened.

(Not trying to be trans-phobic, just trying to understand...)
But shouldn't she be competing against males because that was what she was born as?

this is so strong it gave me the chills. someone being so sure about the right thing (and it actually being the right thing) is, well... powerful.

Definitely not dildos

Scaramouche ... pismilla...magnifico

What??????! Don’t do it hooman

@tyche_and_co iz u

@tyche_and_ co Clarisse to Tristan at some point, probably
Also, text Andrea back

I took a couple years of French in high school, then a semester in college. I wasn't great at it, but could do the written assignments and spoken dialog things. Then I worked in a French speaking country for three years, and was miles (kilometers) ahead of the other Americans who were over there. It opened a lot of doors both in business and after hours (dealing with shopping, and also touring around which we did a lot). Once I had to start speaking the language, the practice filled in what I was missing from school.

Another thing in real conversation is the pace and vocabulary people use when they know you have limited language competence. If you watch a movie, the pace is too fast for beginners to get. And with liaison/elision in French, you have no chance as a beginner.

Canada doesn't f*ck around

Wait 'til you discover that you can't make money in writing programming courses because some people take your work and post it for free use.

Look at the mom crying of dissapointment in the back.

It is a Paradise