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nah thats tht one scene from charlie and the chocolate Factory duhhh

Toast munchies are the best

Minnie sees a mouse: Ekk! A mouse
Me: ummm.........you are a mouse
Minnie: ( gets knife ) your dead meat

Wish it worked like that in real life... “you have to have worked here 12 months to qualify for a raise” bs

I prefer mustard instead of ketchup.

He's awful sad looking for someone who wanted to express his unique personality. If he was clever he'd wear it until it became trendy. Then it's time for a YouTube search - lockpicking padlock

I want!!!

What a cutie

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Zero comments. I'm proud of you guys!

My dog did has done this exact thing, such a stinky pup!

And everyone complained back then.

I think you'd like windrose.

I had a rescue dog that bit someone. It was a terrible situation to be in, she was just so freaked out by everything , i think the abuse she suffered gave her really bad nervous anxiety which made her over protective of me. I loved her so much despite the fact that she could have done something like this. It was really harsh when i took her to be put down because its policy for them to take the dog away to do it as it has bitten.so so sad. Rip poppy my darling

Disney cartoons subliminally excite a childs sexuality at a very young age. The technique was discovered by the nazis and is a form of hypnotic programming. Funnily enough all the sources i would have given are no longer available, hmmmm....

Not a hotel room. Cruise ship

Remove all Republicans from power, except Charlie Baker.

The only one to blame is yourself

Gayyyyyyyy

This site is useful

In uk you can be on a random journey at a train station and could get caught up in swathes of hooligans. It makes me ashamed to be british, they are horrible. Its like night of the living dead , a sea of orcs

To be fair, that was about 70 years ago

Maleficent: is made
Me: begins to lose hope
Jungle Book remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Pete's Dragon remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Dumbo remake: is made
Me: loses hope
Aladdin remake: is made
Me: begins to dig coffin from lost hope
Lion King remake: is made
Me: places gun barrel against head as I stand in front of the grave
Little mermaid remake casting is announced: for some reason she's black now
Me: begins to pull trigger
Mulan trailer: doesn't look half bad
Me: where's my Szechuan sauce

The younger you are, the more beers you would have drunk. So let's be generous and assume you are a stunning 100 years old. 1919 was 275 years after 1644, so you have lost 2,75 years of lifespan every year of your life. On average, you drank one pint every 3 minutes and 16 seconds. That's not counting the first years of your life and the time you spent sleeping, so, more like one pint every 2 minutes, since you were 15, for 16 hours a day.
And that's assuming you are 100 years old. If you're 30, you should have drunk one pint every 30 seconds (roughly).
So, just to sum up:
1) I call BS, and
2) I am pretty far in the autistic spectrum and have way too much free time on my hands.

Well... am I supposed to use that toilet-towel in my body?

Hey just want to make sure proper credit is given here. This was made by S0s2 you can find her works on Twitter.com/S0s2 and also the full comic is available on webtoon. She is also holding a patreon to raise funds through donations involving this comic to help ocean conservation organizations

Haha! I had just moved to Manchester. I can visit Gay Village anytime I want.

Because daytime is usually more associated with productive work. Vs nighttime thats usually associated for more laxed moments. Basically someone who goes to sleep early and wakes up early maximises the parts of the day that are productive and therefore is seen as healthy.

Just you.

Complaint lel

Okay then

As funny as the "women belong to the kitchen memes". Sexist.

I hardly think Coca-Cola is solely to blame for the commercialization of santa.

So it’s Spiced Spam?

Lol

I do this with plain rice

What for..?

Libertarians and conservatives don't want Somalia. But there's really no other real world example of a low tax, low regulation weak central government society.

You are fake news

Good.

That's kind of hard to do cuz I ain't really seen a lot of fun times in my life this is serious. Person I guess