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Maybe because they're using the book to fix their disorder by eating less?

gee, I wonder why.

At the same time.

Technically Africa was here first, if we want to get nit-picky.

How do you know she'll keep the baby?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Smart joke. Well played, dang dawdler.

It's worth it.

Go back in time, knock out Harry's parents right after they give birth, abduct them and bring them back to the future. Then once Harry's finished his saving the world business throw him the best surprise party he's ever had with his parents as the guests of honour. They all get drunk on butterbeer. The end.

It's hard not to watch her when she shoves her flat ass in our faces. There's a difference between growing up and growing into whatever mess she's become.

The person with the 2000 pound killing machine is always more responsible than the child on his bicycle. Time of day doesn't fucking matter. Turn on your headlights and watch the fucking road.

Not to mention, if someone really wanted to attack it, they'd probably know where it is before they got there.

Yeah, it's racist. But it's also just a joke.

While they're singing?

See that thing with all the letters on it you used to type this? That's raindrop. And the thing you're looking into to see what I'm saying? That's sky. Now go into the world with your newfound knowledge, friend.

Actually, this was my first time. But thanks for ruining the moment for me ;)

Same here. Pretty much every word but color gets an extra English U from me XD

It's so much simpler than that. It's being in love with someone who only sees you as a friend. Plain and simple.

and Barack Hussein Obama...

But the title did.

Now to figure out what Tinder is XD

Same actually. But that last diss on England was great XD

ADD strikes again.

ugh... Thank you, Sovereign.

Zoos are boring EXCEPT for the turtles...?

She'd know if he wasn't.

Fun!? On FUNsubstance!? I don't think so.

A comfy boob is a bigger boob. *The More You Know*