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This saves the man 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*Immediately checks self after seeing post*
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Food journal 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe because they're using the book to fix their disorder by eating less?
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Cuter than the lion 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Girls be like "Nope, definitely the lion cub. Lion cub's cuter." Boys be like "Right click. Save image."
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Full circle 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
gee, I wonder why.
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2deep 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mostly because snowflakes don't have emotions. Those cold bastards.
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Australian ads 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
At the same time.
A pledge a day keeps the commies away. 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Technically Africa was here first, if we want to get nit-picky.
"Oops." 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How do you know she'll keep the baby?
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Just feel me ! 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
As a guy who doesn't shave his legs but enjoys feeling a girl's legs, I approve this message.
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Not even an exaggeration 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Let Me Take a Selfie 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Smart joke. Well played, dang dawdler.
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HERP 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's worth it.
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Mind. Blown. 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You can overpower a lesbian, but you can't out-think one.
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Bruh 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I read the title as Birth. Gave me a totally different meaning XP
Dammit Dumbledore 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Go back in time, knock out Harry's parents right after they give birth, abduct them and bring them back to the future. Then once Harry's finished his saving the world business throw him the best surprise party he's ever had with his parents as the guests of honour. They all get drunk on butterbeer. The end.
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She was so pretty and innocent 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's hard not to watch her when she shoves her flat ass in our faces. There's a difference between growing up and growing into whatever mess she's become.
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This is wrong in so many levels 38 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The person with the 2000 pound killing machine is always more responsible than the child on his bicycle. Time of day doesn't fucking matter. Turn on your headlights and watch the fucking road.
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She isn't real 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I was hoping it was gonna be the other person texting
Do not print labels unnecessarily 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"OK"
It's like we're asking for a repeat 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Not to mention, if someone really wanted to attack it, they'd probably know where it is before they got there.
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Us White people 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, it's racist. But it's also just a joke.
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Do I smile at everyone? Do I sing along? Do I look at the cake? 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
While they're singing?
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Rain or Bird Poop? 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
See that thing with all the letters on it you used to type this? That's raindrop. And the thing you're looking into to see what I'm saying? That's sky. Now go into the world with your newfound knowledge, friend.
Well in Technical Terms Both... 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ignorance can be remedied through learning. Apathy is forever.
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or just because drunk people drop shit 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Titles that spoil the punchline are the worst XC
So smooth 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, this was my first time. But thanks for ruining the moment for me ;)
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America vs England 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Same here. Pretty much every word but color gets an extra English U from me XD
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It's true, boys... 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's so much simpler than that. It's being in love with someone who only sees you as a friend. Plain and simple.
North Korea is best korea 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm surprised they didn't beat America by more like 100-0. Obviously us American swine are too busy worshipping our false god Capitalism to play Kimjongball seriously.
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Thats a good name 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Definitely a pikmin.
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Coincidence? I think not 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
and Barack Hussein Obama...
When my celebrity crush gets a girlfriend 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I want to hate on the premise of the post, but a girl's referencing Family Guy, which makes me happy. So conflicted...
The Chinese have won this round 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But the title did.
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Eating disorder 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And cue the angry comments. Oh wait, they're already here in droves...
That's none of my business... 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Now to figure out what Tinder is XD
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Muh freedoms 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So they're lumping the queen into the same category as Hitler and Stalin? Hell, the US fighting for one of the more innocent reasons when you look at the other groups.
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World War Tea 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Same actually. But that last diss on England was great XD
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Prom alone 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
ADD strikes again.
Quantum disinterest 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
ugh... Thank you, Sovereign.
Kid visits an animal shelter 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Zoos are boring EXCEPT for the turtles...?
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Good wife 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She'd know if he wasn't.
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Well, this is a good question... 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fun!? On FUNsubstance!? I don't think so.
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All I've done this summer 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thanks Netflix, now I feel pretty.
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How far we have come. 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I still do that XP
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Prom with mask 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why the mask? And from a doctor no less? I've never heard of a contagious cancer.
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She's one of them 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love how she tries to correct it like you would a minor typo, with a little asterisk XD
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Assumptions 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"It's embarassing when children don't adhere to racial stereotypes."
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I didn't realize how true this is until now 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A comfy boob is a bigger boob. *The More You Know*
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Wait what did you just say? 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Buck you.
Satan Would be proud 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
666 likes. I shit you not.
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