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Whenever I'm Looking For A Job 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah I love those requirements where the company is looking for a recently graduated individual with 5 years professional experience in a very specific business niche.
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"Mating" 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
the joys of editing out the F-word... without giving thought to the context
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Tom trying so hard not to break character 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
crowd, even
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What a time to be alive 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
MAME
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They should make a movie about this battle! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's fucking Sikh
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They should make a movie about this battle! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oxford English, actually
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Not every hero wears a cape! (Iraqi sniper Abu Tahseen) 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not quite sure if "bad people" accurately describes violent blood-thirsty killers, rapists and overall power-hungry sociopaths willing to murder anyone who does not submit to their view, innocent or otherwise. There are types of people that outgrow the concept of Evil... You probably think that by ignoring their actions they will "go away" or something, or that you can come to terms with them because "they are human beings too"...? Well, no. The punishment has to fit the crime. Utilitarian views are valid but you forget these people operate on a different level - outside the social precepts of a civilized society.
If my dog takes a shit in the living room...BAD DOG. Bunch of thugs executing women, children, men - while destroying any vestige of civilization and basically attempting to throw the most volatile region of this planet back into the dark ages? That's not bad. That's human greed and evil. I wouldn't glorify the sniper, but he's doing what he must.
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Or when the lunch lady says "enjoy your meal" 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Grandparents were visiting my house a few years back. Friend of theirs (same age or thereabouts) called on the phone when they were out. I picked up the phone.
Caller - "blah blah blah blah blah well, send my regards to your grandparents"
Me - "yeah, of course, you too."
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Arctic bunnies 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I bet they look good on the dance floor... oh wait
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You feeling lucky 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or it could just drive at insanely dangerous speeds and in Clint Eastwood's voice repeat the phrase "Are you feelin' lucky, punk? Well are you?"
Seriously everyone knows about it 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This must be an American thing... it's fucking moronic and in Europe, afaik no one plays this shit :D
'Murica!
Maori businessman 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*The Maori Gentleman - ta'moko ftw
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If you be trade me, we're finished! 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This post would've hit top marks if the meme was Adam Smith.
Oops... Is this a joke? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In Europe this was a marketing gimmick a while back. Coke promoters would approach you and print you a can of coke with the wording "Share a coke with... " and then the name you wanted (usually a loved one). Of course people did this...
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In the middle of a lake 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
you never know when they'll be under siege...
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This happens more often than it should 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
here's a tip: wait 1 minute before calling back again. more often than not they're listening to your obnoxious voicemail and trying to decide whether they'll rant or just hang up.
The programmer 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
this joke is as old as Windows...
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Because HUMANITY is more important than RELIGIONS 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And in other religions you're *NOT* supposed to help your fellow (wo)man?
In fact in Christianity, Judaism and Islam (the three monotheistic religions) you're supposed to practice charity and help the less fortunate... yet...
'Merica 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I like the fact that the US Navy is replacing steam catapults with railguns (EMALS) to fling fighters into the air. Royal Navy is lagging behind in this department, although we now have robotic munition delivery on the deck :D...
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From the parking lot in Skärholmen C, Sweden 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Same in Portugal, Spain and probably 99% of Europe... they're almost 100% accurate, except when some dildo parks a Smart or a bike.
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Just an actor 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't recall it happening like that... but then, the brain damage... you know...
Just saw this 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just the tip? *ba-dum-tsss*
A church that looks like a confused chicken 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Church of Flappy?
Challenge 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mutley
Umbrella decorated street 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's a nice little place in Portugal called Águeda... they have this annual umbrella festival, in the middle of summer.
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Travelers prank airport staffs to make hilarious announcements 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Works better at Logan Airport?
Pun game on point 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
just to leave you baffled... Peru (figure it out)
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Welcome to the future 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I guess this will be deployed to motels, first...
Am I the only one who does this to be as silent as possible? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Funny you didn't post a photo of a guy whizzing in the toilet 'cos I'd totally relate.
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And then there is this guy 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You're looking at it the wrong way. Imagine how high this guy must've been to actually die from such a poor joke... unless "donkey", "figs" and "wine" have a completely different context in this here joke.
Meet iLight, the 16-lens camera that can change focus even after the shot is taken 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I googled this, all I got was a solution for hair removal.
I'm actually about to go to the zoo rn so it's appropriate 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sorry to say, a wildlife park is not a Zoo. In a wildlife park, everything belongs to the animals... There are more and more wildlife parks in the world (even in cold places like Sweden, where I'm sure the might lion will freeze his nuts off).
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Best Closed Captions 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How does someone hearing impaired know the "I don't know" sound?
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America and British differences 45 comments
guest · 7 years ago
the most important:
US English: Eraser
UK English: Rubber
I guess this (together with our accent) is why we become "popular". Turn 'round to an american girl and in all candour ask her for a rubber. She'll go red. You'll go red. She'll find it cute... you'll make an honest fool of yourself and in no time...
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New bionic arm 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hentai, the early years...
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