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Oreos taste divine when dipped in tea

She wasnt saying count olaf, she was saying count oalf, from a series of unfortunate events

*looks at hands*
*hands are acctually bees*
OH SHIZ not the bees

Men can be raped too. It would be unfair if you just had that rule for women

Simons like:
Dayum you gust got told b***h!

That kids going to hell

Dont yo mean 22/2/22?

Its not like that at all.

9 gag

where

This was from where. I know it is

Bro, get them to make mega charizard x! That'll look badass.
great job, keep it up!

The man one (im a girl tho) will be ehen I tell my dad that I kissed someone. The woman one, will tend to be my sister and my mum. So its kinda correct, but fall into the man one...

Bro, even though I havent even hit 15, I have watched EVERY SINGLE tom and jerry episode. That show is my life

Its not like that at all. Its like a tiny thin frame around the corners of your vision.

No its not. 'Z' sounds like Zed

You got that wring, mr title man.
Its "if owls where vegatation" :P

The bees die when they die

Sounds like a nusery rhyme :)

"Vern had no trouble keeping up, even with his bum leg"
WTF

WHÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
I NEED TO KNOW

My names Angel. Try finding that anywhere that isnt the god damn (no pun intended) bible.

Colon clenser...
sounds like a superhero

Isis

He died too young. It suuuuucks

In most kitty cases, this eye colouration and fur colour means that the cat is blind :( but it seems like this one isnt!

Oh...

I acctually love the foo fighters. When I , mension them in class, everyones like 'whaaaaaaat?'

Eitooooooooooooo

.-. Halairious

We have thst at school

But what does it make?

...ice baby

She went through the WOOOOOOW IM FAMOUS-ER NOWWW stage of every celebs stupid life

*looks left*
*Looks right*
POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Tokyo Ghoul :D

Olaf isnt even funny, cute or even a plot point. So go fuck yourself

*britishness intensifies*

When you messaginh yo crush on fb and they go- I hate you
not expecting that, where you

We dont pay for school

Loz wasn't on the xbox, mr picture.

My brother has some 'itsBirdy' tatoos

Mice don't like cheese.

:/

You like krabby patties, dont you squidward

Thats one way to get your 5 a day...

We have something similar across the water- in liverpool. Its a titanic memorial, and theese 4 giant puppets walk the streets. A girl+her dog, an old man and a father.

That cloud is INTO it

My eyes have a almost black purple colour corcling the iris