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I don't deserve this medal but maybe some of you guys do! 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But if you got that medal it would have to be taken away because you'd then have a medal
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I always preferred the confession tiger 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Baby's been missing two years
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Breaking News - The other way!!! 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A town in China was completely blocked off after a man died of the bubonic plague recently but they think it was only him affected
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An atrocity in the making. Parents, please take note of this hideous example 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They're only mildly bad until you wear them with socks
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It's all fun and games until someone gets mauled by a tiny bear 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
someone being bitten by a bear; do I help or take a photo
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We have a little engineer over here 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But what happens to the water left in the jug? It's not a very environmentally friendly device
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Adorable little monk 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
…any minute now
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Dear mom 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Clap for all the lazy people of the world
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Breaking bad, hyperrealism in crayon 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why can't I have the ability to draw? I'd be happy with a fraction of the talent here
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6 Random Facts that might blow your mind 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I know right! Can you imagine popping the wall!
Think about this before you speak 37 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Up to a point I agree, but that's where it stops. When something negatively affects those around them that's when I draw the line
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Being broke is useful 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The Perks of being a Poor Person
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A string held up by constant tension 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love when you're on funsubstance meant to be doing homework and this sort of thing comes up and you can be all like, yeah I'm working, I'm looking at physics
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Mariah Carey unphotoshopped picture leaked online 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Not to mention why so many people starve themselves and have eating disorders, also don't forget that bits have a lot of pressure too
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Mariah Carey unphotoshopped picture leaked online 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And this is why society puts so much pressure on girls to look unrealistically amazing
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Poor erin 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I saw one of my teachers with this giant textbook on teaching once
Poor erin 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My religion and history teacher pick on, bully and victimise everyone. They yell at students when they've don't nothing, they announced to the entire class that one of my friends parents had just died of cancer. She pulls specific people up the front of the class and demands to see what they've done and no matter how much there is it's not good enough and the worst part is I have her for 6 more months
Macklemore telling it like it is 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
@nande12 the thing is it sounds so simple but it's not. I've struggled with severe depression and suicidal thoughts for two years on and off but over the last few months it got a lot worse and I nearly did do it. Nobody knew because everyone says ask for help but it's not that easy, you don't want people to think of you as attention seeking or not believe you so you keep it a secret and it's amazing what long sleeves and a smile can do, but one day my friend saw the cuts on my arms and she confronted me, she then told adults and I have been going to therapy ever since. I tried pills and all they did was make me want to kill myself more, the therapy sessions are so hard for a shy, introverted person who has always liked just blending into the background and not talking about feelings or themself much. But I try, I really do, I go to therapy, I try and be honest and I try to get out of bed and do things but I have no motivation, no energy, i don't enjoy anything I used to. Don't judge.
Macklemore telling it like it is 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
mladencom it's not like you wake up one day and think all right folks I wanna die today, there are weeks, months, years even of arguing with yourself and trying to get better and find another way out but some people can't. I've been there and the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because I don't want anyone else to suffer because of me. They make to sound so simple, just ask for help but you have no idea how hard that is. You want to ask for help, you want it to be fixed but you can't because you don't have that sort if courage and you don't want anyone to worry or to be thought of as an attention whore or emo so you stick on a smile by day as you cry by night and one day you can't keep living that facade and the guilt and the pain get to much so you end it. It is the same as someone stealing some food so they don't starve, not necessarily the right thing to do but it feels like your only choice left and thank god you still feel like you have other choices.
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Respect to these girls 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm sorta in agreement with you guest. Some people (like those girls) wear religious symbols from other religions out of respect or respectfully but some people don't and do it either mockingly or (often unintentionally) degradingly or taking away some of the meaning and religious significance the symbol has.
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Uni 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They need to add Australia to that
This shit bothered the hell out of me as a kid 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My proudest moment was when I was 8 and we had to write a story and my teacher was correcting it and was all like you spelt this word wrong and I said I didn't and we argued for a full 20 minutes before she just went fine go get a dictionary and i did and I was right, the satisfaction has still not left
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Gluten-free, sugarless vegan brownies 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I once had gluten free, dairy free, nut free, sugarless chocolate. I had to spit it out and if you looked on the package the first ingredient was this chemical I'd never heard of and it said 'warning: excess consuption may result in laxative affects' WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY PUT IN IT! I never felt so sorry for people with allergies.
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This guy vs Walmart 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm laughing so hard
The struggle is real. 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
U think that's bad. I was in this REALLY IMPORTANT EXAM as in went to our final scores. I finnished with half an hour to go so I was just sketching on the back page when I coughed. Didn't think much of it until a minute later I caughed again and again. I had a full on coughing fit in the middle of the exam hall infront of my entire year level. I was full on crying and wheezing because I couldn't breath and then I stopped coughing and it turned into an athsma attack. Realised I'd left my puffer outside so I stood up because I COULDNT BREATH. And the IDIOT that was assessing us told me to sit back down because I might be cheating. I would have flipped it EXCEPT I COULDNT BREATH but one of my friends got up and shouted out "she's having a fucking athsma attack" and dragged me out of the hall to get my puffer. When I could breath we went back in and the teacher called in the principal who cracked it at the teacher saying if anything had happened the school would be liable etc. KARMA
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Just two brothers shopping... 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
NO DONT YOU DARE CONNECT FRED WITH THE 'D' WORD
ALL MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS ARE ALREADY GONE SO DONT YOU DARE RUIN THIS TOO! HE WILL FOREVER LIVE ON IN MY MIND
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Amazon likes to play pranks on me 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Whenever I read that name I read Bellatrix Potter and have this really confusing moment where I wonder when harry and Bellatrix became related. Then I realise- I've been an idiot.
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Three people forces themself on a sleeping person 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sure women don't rape as much as men and the majority of rapes or sexual violence/harassment are don't by males to female. However there is also a much larger percentage of serial killers who are male and most via ins are female, by your logic if I, as a female, became a serial killer and killed males it wouldn't be as bad as the other way around, because you know they're males that are being killed and most seal killers are male.
It doesn't matter the gender of either the perpetrator or the victim IT IS THE SAME. We are trying to fight for gender equality but that works both ways, women get the same opportunities as men but don't get let if for serious (or non serious) crime based on their gender.
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You know how glass can be 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Because I just end up using my feet... do not recommend it
You know how glass can be 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You two are hidden geniuses
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What we leave behind 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yet so true
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What men want 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Notice where world peace is placed on that list
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I have c*cks on my feet! 49 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My cousin calls ducks fuck and my names Steph but she calls me meth
It's just distracting 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
YES
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The fault lies in more than just her stars with this one... 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That is far too soon
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Model Cassie Van Den Dungen uploaded this today to her instagram 45 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm naturally skinny, I eat reasonably healthily but I'll go for that chocolate bar and have never starved myself or even dieted because I know that with my body type I don't need to be concerned about my weight, I need to be healthy but not gain weight. However I've been bullied for years with people calling me anorexic and it hurts when people do that to you, I'm happy with my weight, I don't need it to change now get over yourselves. One of my friends actually is anorexic and it got to the point where she attempted to kill herself because so many people were teasing ME and saying that I had her illness because I'm skinny. People need to stop assuming that because you're skinny you're anorexic. Anorexia is a serious mental illness and you can't use it as a adjective- that's like saying "(s)he looks like (s)he's got cancer" because they look a bit sick or are wearing a beanie. Stop ridiculing mental illness, this is why so many people have trouble getting over it.
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Backstage 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm Australian and for us a thong is a flip flop and I completely forgot for a moment and was just sitting there going why is that something to comment about
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If women ruled the world 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Only the bitch slaps are replaced with guns
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Test logic 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love it when they give the answer through another question
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As a practical guy, I wonder how difficult it would be to keep this clean 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think if you're rich enough to own that then you would be rich enough to pay someone else to worry about the cleaning
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backseat passenger 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Me too!
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England's gift 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nope Australia
Pokefans will understand 57 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Me too :D
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Gotta learn the rules bro 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And I am the guest and therefore should be player one as an act of courtesy on your part
Pick a smaller animal 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A spiders a small animal... I'm pretty sure I'd lose there
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A nutella star 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I want one
Spoken words of wisdom 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is the best way I've ever heard it described it as
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I bet this happens a lot :( 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Mine don't do it secretly... they say it loud and clear and encourage me to join in but it's okay because I do it back
I bet this happens a lot :( 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They'd have a lot to say about me...
Offending two groups of people at once 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm neither black nor Christian but this is incredibly stereotypical and racist. Your skin colour doesn't define who you are and what sort of person you will grow up to be however the stereotypes society places on people sort of do.