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Phineas and Ferb moved to the neighborhood 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I really hope there's a big pool at the bottom, if so I wanna see it
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Good Guy JCPenney's 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'll always shop at JCPenny, it has that nice store feeling. Like Target. ( you know plus all the awesome stuff they do)
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And the best teacher award goes to… 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
In Japan it's the opposite
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american mulan 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Wait, was she not even wearing a sports bra ? How can you do all that running around and shit without a bra ?
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Well, at least he's kermitted 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I always wonder things like this around kids
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How done is she 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She can be as done as she wants, she's paying for what she ordered.
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How done is she 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Thank you
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Critical thinking skills. Clean, concise writing 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And some kids, like myself, like learning by themselves and don't do so well with groups and making presentations. It sucks if you have a kick ass paper but lose a lot of points by not reading it well out loud because you have stage fright or anxiety
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The Great Blue Hole - Belize 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I wonder how big it is
ladies, 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If someone is gonna complain that I'm not attracted to them they won't be going to the friend zone, they'll be in the you've been unfriended zone ( this does not apply to complaining to your friends that your heartbroken, only to those that call me a bitch and say I need to give them a chance even if I'm in a relationship at the time )
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Cat with short legs 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
MUNCHKIN CAT !!!
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Just different 24 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I actually have ADD, a mild case so it's not bad enough for med but bad enough to affect me a lot and it makes me mad when people at school did that. They would always complain they couldn't pay attention due to ADD/ADHD when they were actually just chatting with their friends instead. And that would be the only ' symptom ' they had.
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atheist win 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This was just a joke, not something to spark religious debate. It was about the word GODzilla.
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That should be the definition of bestiality 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Great now I can play
Pretty much 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Don't go to the dog park ( I understood the reference )
First shower with my girl friend 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Another penguin meme where it sounds like the intro to porn
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Boom!! right in the friendzone! 32 comments
guest · 10 years ago
When people say " if only there was someone like you " they're saying that they want someone like you, but not you because they're not attracted to you. And I've seen and experienced guys getting pissy I won't date them because I was in a relationship at the time and just wanted friends. But there are people who know the other wants a relationship but keeps them as friends and continues to string them along. That is the friendzone.
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Reverse pick up lines 1 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I want to use it
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Not so sleeping beauty 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Fat girls were considered beautiful when most people were poor so that meant they had the money to feed themselves well. Even then they wore corsets to make their waists smaller so their hips would look wider which was better for child bearing. And when people made themselves look whiter it was to make it seem as though they never had to go outside and again they were that rich.
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Not so sleeping beauty 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Sometimes being overweight is a medication symptom. Sometimes it's genetic. You aren't their doctor and don't know their health issues so don't say that they can prevent it or it isn't attractive to be unhealthy when you don't know what's going on. You wouldn't say the same to someone with cancer or to who was on their death bed would you ? Probably not.
Someone get me a dragon scale 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Where did they even get the scale ? Did someone kill a dragon ?
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Not so sleeping beauty 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well he can't kiss her. There's a glass case in the way.
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Guess what I'm doing this summer 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Maaaan those look so good
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Black People are quite genuine 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Because obviously you can only use Photoshop to make people attractive right ? And you can never lose any weight or whiten your teeth without doctors helping you ?
My point wasn't about her going under surgery, it was about letting her do what she wants, it's her body. Also, the tiny waist is from her diet. The face is makeup, the breasts are implants. Where ate the sources for the before images too ? You just show me a link with a website of before and after pictures but no proof that they're real and not touched up at all.
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I think we all know where this is going 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I've never seen the last three panels
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Such struggle 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
For my 17 I'll get the satisfaction of knowing I'd only be a few months away from meeting my long distance SO. And a cake.
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Hawk vs. Snake 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
There's a species of snake that can glide which is pretty much flying so we're kinda fucked if they get where we are
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Black People are quite genuine 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Actually, I watched a documentary on her. Its more of a spiritual thing. It's called prana eating ( idk how it's spelled ) and you go from normal eating, to vegetarian, to vegan, then liquids then nothing at all but air and light. I don't remember if she referred to herself as the human barbie, but the only work she's had done is breast implants. Let her do what she wants though, her goal isn't to look like a doll but even if it was leave her alone and let Ber do what she wants. She isn't hurting anyone.
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Holy shit 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's gonna be some holy shit once that passes
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Internet energy drink logic 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Sound logic.
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A very sad monument 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Are those cars in there ? Or just some junk ? I can't tell
''thats it... Im done...'' 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
" write a comment "
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Drugs... Riiiight... 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That must be a fun story to tell at the office
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Horrifying examples of inbread animals 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Nice one
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Girls in bikini 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Probably because if she's in a bikini she's wearing it in public, but usually when in her underwear she's in private and probably changing.
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A Canadian myth I say.... 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Don't some restaurants add the amount the tip should be in the check ?
You should try it sometime 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Is no one gonna say it ? Okay then I will. Priceless my butt. It's really expensive to do things when you go out. Movies, amusement parks, etc. Cost money. The only real thing you can do is go to a park and those are usually child size unless you want to walk around it or fight for a swingset.
sorry but i just dont get it oK 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Us Irish have found ways to make our potato's bigger as to not starve in case of a decline. Again.
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This week on "I Didnt Know I Was A Satanist"... 87 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Has emptyvoid even read the bible ?
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Technology from the past 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think she's hiking up her skirt a bit to hitchhike.
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Sochi according to Tumblr 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'd watch it
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Bisexual girls 39 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Personality would be demisexual, where you have to have a connection first. And it isn't meant to be offensive as it isn't saying you have go choose or you're confused. Since some people see bi as half gay half straight you are more or less a lesbian
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Ice cream 28 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The blue is grey. It means no data.
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Zeus was always a kinky bastard. 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Except Zeus wasn't in the Minotaur story
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Poor Leo 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
People said he did a social experiment while on tumblr, but I don't blame him. If he did a social experiment he couldn't really tell them or he would've gotten false results.
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Human fetus? 79 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Really, depending on what time the fetus is aborted takes account for it. That's why they usually have a set time period for it. After it has a working brain then it could be accounted for as human, since when people have heart surgery their heart stops but they aren't considered dead, they're only considered dead when their brain stops working because that can't really be replaced.
Challenge accepted 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I would just make a deal with the daughter to split the money and she can pose as straight until she could leave and wouldn't have to go back and can marry whoever she wanted
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Tumblr 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Lemonteaflower on tumble is working on making a pilot and is currently holding voice auditions
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This SNL skit. 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well, technically the whites bought them since other Africans were taking them to sell for money. I'm not saying it's right or to excuse what they did, I'm just adding that that's what happened.
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I found this on FB .. Wtf? 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Actually, it is racist because race is also linked to species ( like in games orcs and elves are other races ) and what most people associate with race is actually ethnicity.