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He'd make a terrible stand up comedian 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Holy fuck the title
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Johnson & Johnson 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
BECAUSE IT'S WRITTEN IN A TEAR DROP
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Snoop Dog (Lion now?) 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He's no longer snoop lion, he changed it back to snoop dog after he didn't want to be Rastafarian anymore
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A great question by a student 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well also don't forget the one about the kid wanting his test back then the teacher say " I haven't finished grading them " then asking the student for his homework " I haven't finished it yet "
This does make sense. Yes the teacher has more papers to grade than the student has to do but here's the thing: the teacher has the answers in a book. Unless it's like an essay the teacher usually has the answers so grading regular stuff shouldn't be hard just time consuming
Net mushroom timelapse 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What really sucks about this is I have a fear of things like mushrooms and mold and this just really freaked me out
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Only at Wal-Mart 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
At least he matches
Pile of coins 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought the 8th pic was a whicker chair
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Crash sends truck driver gracefully out of windshield 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought that thing that went flying was him at first
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Facebook gold 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How can she be big enough to not be able to open her car door but also still be able to fit behind the wheel ?
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Late night queries 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think the question is: are we all high ?
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I'm crying :,( 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They also got pissed at people putting henna on cancer patients head to make them feel pretty saying it was " appropriation"
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Other angle comp 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Santorini and Mont St. Michel still look cool from other angles
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I'm crying :,( 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
People on tumblr were up in arms about this calling it sexist and homophobic because " why should the father give her away, she not property " or " what if she ends up being gay " ( even though in some places you can get married to someone of the same gender ) Just comes to show how crazy some people are right ? ( also it was a moving picture btw)
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A whale of an old meme 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well everyone had a preference. At long as they aren't jerks about having a preference then it shouldn't matter.
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Found in a friend's high school yearbook 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mine is in a jar on my bookshelf. I have yet to find something worthy of it.
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This kinda spoke to me... 52 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I was the white friend so a bunch of racist black people could seem not racist. They only said I was their friend when someone wanted validity though.
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If you're happy and you know it... 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
the great thing about science is that, whether or not you believe it, it's still true
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If you're happy and you know it... 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes because it's so unhealthy for people to be healthy. It should totally be discrimination to tell people they should be healthy if they have a choice to be healthy.
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This kinda spoke to me... 52 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's like saying you can't be racist if you have a black friend. Just because you associate with someone of ( insert something here ) doesn't change the fact that you make cross the line jokes that shouldn't be made and don't respect them
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No tears now 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Then why the fuck was " no more tears " in a tear drop shape ?
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This kinda spoke to me... 52 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He's not just a bit of a dick but he has a bit of a dick
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Looks like you're leaving OZ and heading to Silent Hill. 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Someone should get a group and go reamake wizard of oz there in secret. Like how that movie was shot in Disney land in secret.
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Starting to Swear 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This reminds me of the one where that one kid rips off his shirt and yells " FUUUUUUCK " after he jumped off the table
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Preach, sister 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Remember that twitter thing that was #myboyfriendbetternot and a lot of them were like wearing Axe or even calling and other female even if they were family
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Wait a minute.... 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Okay so that is Nathan Filion ? I'm not crazy ?
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Lawns are stupid 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Would you rather have brown, crunchy, dead plants covering your lawn or a jungle that's riddling with bugs ?
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We all know this one person who says "I can't draw that well" and they're like 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
For me it isn't hard to draw someone, but whenever I would draw someone in my art style they would throw a holy fit that it didn't look like them ( because it was cartoon and stylized) so now I just avoid it all together. And why would someone draw you just because you ask ? I would like something in return since it's taking my time up and I could be drawing something else. ( and let's be honest. It's usually people in school who ask and you're in the middle of class and the teacher will yell if you're doodling )
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Finally 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wouldn't break up with someone just because they were insecure. When they tell me to quit my job or something like that is when I break up with them. Because otherwise we can talk it out.
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A life lesson part 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This seems like the perfect story for people who date bad asses or assholes and want to " change them "
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That evil scumbag 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
youtube(.)com/watch?v=nf3jkvXnUTg ( it wouldn't let me link )
That evil scumbag 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I saw a video where someone made a storyboard of Hans singing a song ( from the musical Chess ) and he had lava powers ( in his head I think ) and kind of did the same dramatic thing Elsa did with the dress and castle
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We all know this one person who says "I can't draw that well" and they're like 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How I see it a lot of times is people who draw because they love to, don't like their art as much as others and deny when people who don't draw a lot fawn over it.
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Most Common Language By State Besides English or Spanish 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I heard there was no national language. Because when they declared independence there were other countries in what's now north America and a lot of people were immigrants who spoke other languages.
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All it takes is a question 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't forget about how the hymen is usually mostly gone by the time of adolescents. It erodes ( I think that's the word ) from walking, and exercising, and just moving around in general.
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Tiny beds 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tiny bed or giant cats ? I like to think giant cats.
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All it takes is a question 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I didn't know that 2 inches was giant.
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[fedoratipping intensifies] 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not a lot of people hear this quote. I'm a nice person, but people always sort of took that as me being a punching bag. And then when I politely ask to stop messing with me they call me a bitch. Little do they know yet.
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Most Common Language By State Besides English or Spanish 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There's apparently a dialect of German only spoken in Texas. ( I can also vouch for the Vietnamese language being widely spoken here )
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Every time 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But what sucks about it is if it isn't a cult TV show ( like Dr who or sherlock ) they take forever to update. On a few shows the last season available there is from 2011
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The problem with shaving commercials 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't they do that for waxing commercials with really hairy men ?
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Hur durr, privilege 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I can totally find you the posts I saw if you want some info
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Release the butterflies 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is cool but I like the one where it's biodegradable confetti that had flower seeds in it. The thing is you just have to get married somewhere the flowers can grow.
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Hur durr, privilege 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You guys remember when they got someone's husband deported and when they got someone's pet fox killed ?
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I use this on my legs 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Gillette: Switzerland Edition
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My bad :( 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
HEY fish go pee pee in the ocean all the time and no one bats an eye
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Plot twist: Her step dad f*cks her 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think I beat you guys. It actually took me about 4 hours because I didn't think anything of it but then I saw it again and understood.
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But it's just so much more comfortable 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Don't forget it has to be a puffy blanket so you can properly snuggle up
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A vegetarian option 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well ... It technically is vegetarian friendly
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140 year old mom with her 5 day old son 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dermatologists must hate her
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Sudden clarity clarence 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm thinking it's because everyone thinks they're the good guy, so they write it as if they are the good side and anyone who opposes them is evil.
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