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Heads up 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Smooth recovery.
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It all makes sense now 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
So, explain the sand whale episode.
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Fall fabulously 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Mother of God...
Because freedom 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Says the man who never had terrorists trying to blow up their citizens.
Awesome disney toys 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Not anymore. It's too dangerous for the people in the costumes, so they don't do that anymore.
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The First Honest Cable Company 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Thanks, Cracked!
Astounding bigotry 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
and this is why, even though i am a christian, I follow the New Testament and use the old as a storybook.
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Mind Blowing Facts 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The winnie the pooh thing is a myth. ADHD wouldn't be a diagnosable disorder for 80 years following the writing of these books.
My true story when at TV store 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
English is obviously not being this person's language of primary speaking.
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Jesus wasn't a rapper 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
There is no book of Hephaestus in the Bible. Argument invalid.
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Star wars kick 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I am laughing so much harder at Boba Fett back there than I am at the actual kick.
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Are you an octopus? 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
While I love John Green, he has not yet won the Pulitzer Prize. The big P on Looking for Alaska is the Printz medal given to best Young Adult book.
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Ok but just one 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Death likes potato chips?
So majestic 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Aaaand everything is dicks.
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To all those blaming Obama for the NSA 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yeah, they were. And this story actually broke during the Bush presidency, and America just forgot about it. Just wait. We'll forget about this in a couple months too, then act all surprised again when it happens with the next Pres too.
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Steve Irwin 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He is missed.
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Quiet atheists 34 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'd be thrilled to do that last highlighted bit with you, Mr. Atheist.
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Space Invader: The Untold Story 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Feels... I has them...
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10 Unanswered Life Questions 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
and in Latin, there is no V, U looks like V but is called U. So a "Double U" would look like a W.
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The Girl Every Man Wants 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
She got him FF13/13-2. Clearly this woman hates him.
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Double standards 66 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's called timing. One happens when the nation's attention is diverted somewhere else, the other didn't.
Giraffe s*x 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Thanks for this info, Vlogbros.
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Ron Paul on espionage 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He shared the info with the American people... and the entire rest of the world. Some of which can be considered our enemies. So, yes. Espionage.
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Boop 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
and i'll be watching this for the next ten minutes, thanks.
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I know he's the president and all, but come on 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He was going to be asked about it anyways. Might as well say something before getting the question.
Immature boy gets the response he deserves 58 comments
guest · 11 years ago
While I can't say I'd dump her, I probably couldn't kiss every scar on her body. It'd just creep me out too much.
When you se it 27 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Good to see a Cracked picture getting reposted here. Guys, it's fake, it's from a photoshop contest.
Eminem's awkward moment 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Just remember that this is an Onion headline and an Onion article...
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