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Tree growing in a speed limit sign 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There is a tree growing out of a railroad crossing sign not far from my house, it is almost as full on top as this one.
God dammit 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Easy A"
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The most beautiful waterfall in the entire United States. 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I like it. I could stare at it for long enough for it to be weird.
Sit yo ass down! 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If they're defanged or otherwise devenomed (is that a word?), than he is an asshole.
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At the count of three I want everybody to jump 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I feel bad for the girl. First, she has to be in a wedding party with all of these skinny bitches. Then they ask her to jump. She's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't. And now it is all over the interwebs.
Going places... 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or driving with your dad, who treats you like a blind person. "person crossing", "light's turning red", "you can merge now"
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Badass :D 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
ALL skin looks bad when you get old!
Police mugshots in the 1920's 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Hot Mugshot" dude, my ass! Look at these guys! I bet not one of them is a punk ass.
Clever marvel 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or, they could just make them in the U.S.
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Politicians hard at work 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Spanky!
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Dammit Edward. 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And he didn't even really 'love' her, she just smelled good to him. (Lord help me, that is really what happens in the book.)
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OOOOOOOOH!!! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I always feel bad for Bruce. Those girls are NOT Kardashians! What man do you know would be okay with everyone calling his daughter's by his drunk wife's ex-husband?
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Better than being born as a vegetable 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And now China finds itself with a surplus of men. You think it's hard for a nerdy (socially awkward) guy to get laid here (the US), imagine what it is there.
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Baby unpopular opinion puffin 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As long as you use soap, the water temp doesn't matter. In fact, you cannot get the water hot enough to make a difference and not burn your hands. Using hot water is just a waste of gas (if that's the kind of water heater you have) and water (if you are letting the water run in order to let it get hot).
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Ice cream 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's called bus tub buffet. Guys would also have no problem eating off of the plates of attractive women. The reasoning being, if you would make out with someone, why not eat that scallop off of their plate.