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Crabs 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
SOS, Save Our Soulcrabs.
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Winter can't come soon enough 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I could live without the shoveling.
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You pick the height of your heels 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You guys, I was excited.
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Upcoming Meteor Shower 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bets on whether it's cloudy?
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When someone brings up politics at a family dinner 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is the most accurate thing I've seen all day.
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You kinda like him 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm Catholic, at least until I'm eighteen, and I've done my research so that when someone asks me what my problem is I know the answer. My problem isn't that the Church believes acting on same-gender attraction is a sin, it isn't what the Bible says about women, and it's not even what the Church is or isn't doing to help people. Leviticus 18 is where the Bible specifically states that a man loving a man as he would love a woman is wrong. Leviticus 19 forbids the consumption of shellfish, which I've never been warned against. Women are the backbone of the Church, but wives should be submissive to their husbands, and oh-by-the-way it's your fault if you get raped because you got drunk at a party or dressed immodestly. And while the Church claims to want to help people less fortunate then itself, it's tax exempt. My problem is with the hypocrisy. The new Pope is a pretty cool dude though :)
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Why women take so long to shop and try things on 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm 5'4", and a size 0-7 depending on the brand. Target sometimes has 'short' jeans.
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Piss off an entire world 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If birth control was easy to get, and not just condoms, the number of abortions would be a lot lower. Just like if teens were taught safe sex instead of the abstinence only stuff.
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Mental Health 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If that's true I'm out of my mind and don't even know it...
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Works For Me 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Make it a quick smile. Otherwise it's just creepy.
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Acceptance letter 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I thought it was a puzzle...
Cats are hardcore as f*ck 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My cat found a nest of baby bunnies. She loves me so much she killed them. All four of them. And then she ate the heads.
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Nick fury alarm clock 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I slept through four alarms and a phone call this morning.
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Brian 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My brain thinks more along the lines of, "You should be sleeping? Nope." Or, "You need to wake up? Give me caffeine and I'll consider it."
Living with others; This should be common courtesy 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you aren't wearing pants, please close the door.
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girls fact 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What if I told you some girls act stupid because no one liked them when they were smart?
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Olympic Divers 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They probably liked their sport a whole lot more before there was frame by frame.
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Dangerous weapon 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I can barely walk without tripping in flats.
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True/false questions 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Whenever I got three or more of the same answer in a row I freak out.
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Wannabe "gamer girls" 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I live in fear that the microwave will break and I'll starve to death.
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Rollie Pollies 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I always thought they were called sow bugs.
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Scumbag Teacher 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Drag it and your other three textbooks everywhere because your locker is on the other side of the school, too.
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The first time I drove a car 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I got the brake and accelerator mixed up. Nearly took out the garage.
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Strangest fact 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm okay with multiples of five...
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Grades and parents 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
An A- takes your GPA down at my school...
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have anyone seen this ? 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I saw once.
Misunderstood house centipede 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I just picked up my feet. And I feel like there's stuff walking on me.
Make the tea with a microwave 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How does a kettle work? I've never actually seen one. (I'm American)
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New bus seat covers 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Having spent a full two days on a bus with seats like that, I can honestly say they aren't that bad.
Werewolf name 233 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Magic Demon is mine :)
I can see your feet 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is more like Catholic logic.
Just an underground tunnel 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The school I go to has those too. They're supposedly a Cold War era bomb shelter.
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