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Here's a potato ♥ 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A potato?! But I wanted a cookie!
No homo bro 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you do, though, there is a method. Two blankets. Facing away from each other. One pillow at the foot of the bed. And afterwards you don't talk about it.
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Girls really do this 52 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Everything is equal. We look at tits, Y'all look at muscles. We all look at asses. You gaze at our bulge, our eyes wander to your cameltoe. Done and done.
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Girls really do this 52 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Size doesn't matter."
-other boy's moms
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Girls really do this 52 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's at a place that's really obvious to glance at. You'll be talking to a girl, there would be some eye contact, you get embarrassed, you glance away. The issue is, you have to still be looking at them. The only way you can go is down. Realizing what you have done, you'll quickly look back up, back into her amused eyes.
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Using swear words 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am one shady motherfudger then.
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How they do it nowadays 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hate posts like these. It's not like the money that goes to the government all goes into the pockets of politicians.
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Men, The Venn Diagram 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh fuck! I'm batman!
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When a friend says she thinks the average pen*s size is 'like seven inches' 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Can you feel it now, Mister Krabs?
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This fish is almost totally transparent! 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I can see you plotting something in the background...
What the 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is this a painting?
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I got five fingers, and the middle one is for you! 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Everyone. Everyone gets it.
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