Wow, you're right. This proves everything. Thank you for helping me see the light. I must abandon my sinful ways and start worshiping an invisible man so fat he's fucking everywhere, his zombie son that went on and on and on about how amazing his dad is and his cheating mother because no one, and I mean no one, has a "virgin birth"!
TL;DL: Learn some physics ya daft cunt.
TL;DL: Learn some physics ya daft cunt.