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Of course it is.

Maybe the kid was just pointing you out to its mother?

Boo the Pomeranian!

Priorities.

Looks like a Halfeti black rose...

OMG of course it's true, why is he even asking??

Who puts the mouth of the horse above the nostrils? I mean seriously... XD

Where's it's neck??

Number ten makes me uncomfortable.

It's 8 comments and no feminist has been found. I feel strangely disappointed...

What ARE they??!

If I was playing that, I'd take my own first. Screw the rest, my precious will be safe.

For the love of all that is holy WHY WOULD YOU SPLIT IT OPEN??! *heavy breathing*

I am suppressing the urge to press the upvote button furiously and repeatedly... Even though it will do nothing.

Didn't he auction that thing on eBay for a charity?

'One' drawer?? *laughs innocently* Sure, just one drawer!

Then there's that one bitch on the left that won't wear one.

Scottish folds are the cutest little sausages.

Cars are designed to crumple. If an accident happens, the crumpling increases the amount of time the crash occurs for, so decreases the total amount of force the people inside feel for the same amount of energy behind a crash. Like the difference between crashing into a brick wall or a haystack, except the cars bonnet is now the virtual 'haystack'.

All my life I've been lied to...

It's... Cut like a really thick pizza.

... The original poem is 'The Raven'?

Yours? Don't be stupid, dog. Sincerely, Cat.