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Gotta learn somehow 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Everyone could be given a ticket, and it can be redeemed for a dollar
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Classic 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Their parents didn’t find it suspicious that the requirement was to dress as Elvis for a Christmas program? They couldn’t piece together that it was a possible misunderstanding?
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The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mine is on my butt...
Happy christmas? Merry holidays? 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Happy Yule?
Since that's the pagan holiday Christmas is based on and which the Church decided to hijack and make into their own thing to get more converts. Historians believe that Jesus was born in late May/early June.
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Tail as old as time 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why the fuck would someone feed a live animal to their pet
title 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s not common core!!! Common core just means all teachers are teaching about the same thing at about the same time. That way, if a child moves to a new school, they are doing the same things.
Calming Cat 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I know it's slow but I love it!
So festive 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I approve this message.
Men stupid amazing men 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hasty generalization is the fallacy of examining just one or very few examples or studying a single case, and generalizing that to be representative of the whole class of objects or phenomena.
Biased sample – When the above happen because of (personal) bias of the sampling entity.
Protection against unwanted pregnancy is everyone’s responsibility. If one wishes to NOT be pregnant, a Responsible person would and should use the many available safeguards.
Legendary hat 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No, this is the hat you wear if you’re a 50 year old working class Irishman/ newfie
Soup of the day 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That awkward moment when Mecca is also the name of one of the holiest Muslim cities
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To everyone who must write a exam or achieve any goal 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I had to remember that Australia got the cute possum and we got the ugly demon straight from hell.
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A true Australian childhood 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He’s Aussie
Punching cones - smoking bowls
Woolies - woolworths
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World's most badass statue (God of war, China) 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Among hundreds of gods, why choose god of war though? Usually people choose the symbol of prosperity, justice, enlightenment, or their heroes as statue.
Anon makes a song 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I take that to mean the Trump voting receptionist is a typical conservative who has a sense of humor, and isn't an uptight constantly pissed off fucking liberal snowflake just waiting to pretend to be triggered by the next little fucking thing that happens.
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Wholesome p*rnhub 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That is so sad that there are too many woman who could be actually 'turned on' from this just because their husbands do not do their part of house choir and/or showing simple affection thinking it is not manly
Dog: Let me in mehn, or I'll open this door myself. 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mooooooom? I'm sorry okay?
They're 100% renewable 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Um, so what’s the lid made of?
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Not my oc 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fighting the Nazis was a mistake and now France is paying the price by losing their country.
The best nails 75 comments
guest · 5 years ago
lmao people like you are so annoying
It is how it is 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is actually true. I know a lot of first generation immigrants who do this.
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Who fits in this category? 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
LANCE MCCLAIN
The largest cave in the World 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Journey to the centre of the Earth
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Nerd 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bc that’a armani duh
Anyone else's dad do the same?? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh I don't know, maybe the lesson is don't be an ungrateful little shit when your dad goes out of his way to spontaneously show his family how much he loves them? It might've been uncomfortable, but he did the best he could. Be glad your dad is still alive, still around, loves you and takes time for you. Not everyone is that lucky.
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Made my own burger today 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Did you mean defibrillator?
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Unexpected 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
asdfl;kajsdf
Title 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
illegals
I guess they weren't such good friends after all 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
just to let everyone know, this did happen but she was joking :)
To all gers , I know People say change is Good but sometimes "same" is also 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Poor guy couldn't move for 10 years, it's the law when pets and children fall asleep on top of you.
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That shit is future-me's problem 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Congratulations MC Mary Kom.The professional of India 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
“JAAAI HO...!”
KAPOW!!!
Do you want a nekomimi dystopia? Because that's how you get a nekomimi dystopia 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm scared to hear the context
A cute idea regardless 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It did. I was a badass merchant on RS and now I’m in professional sales. Checkmate.
She’s seriously so hilarious 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Never heard of this til just now. So wonderful
Really b*tch 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She graduation from esthetician’s college or what?
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For me it’s Del Taco 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I miss Del Taco
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The best nails 75 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Whatever, I wear pink nail polish for me, not for you. You don't like it, don't wear it.
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So, we meet again 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or just learn to fuckin cook cause you have same 5-fingered hands and brain as much capable of learning how to cook as your wife. Disgrace to a real man.
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For all you Office fans 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dwayne on a sprayne
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title 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My eyes don’t water when I yawn. They never have. It doesn’t make sense
Rubik's Cube Illusion 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What do u call this shape
Wholesome girlfriend 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sorry to hear she’s already banging kiwis in a hostile.
Exactly how I feel 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Melancholy?