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French Jesus 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Is Jesuis Christ wearing make up?

Yay! Disney! 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

It makes me irrationally happy, the fact that a Frozen isn't on there.

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Batman has no jurisdiction there 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That does not look like a comfortable position.

Alternate Names For Everyday Things... 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

The hell is a parkway?

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Olive garden 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Why would there be a microwave in the middle of an Olive Garden?

I want a tree! 25 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Ender's Game is soul destroying.

This is driving me mad 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Because of this, in school, when we choose partners, I wait for someone to ask me or if I see my friends walking down the corridor I wait for them to come to me because I don't want to seem to clingy or irritating.

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Tennant does it better than you 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

It's cause he's ten out of Tennant.

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Lollipop left outside, ants ate it and left the packaging behind 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

You have really nice nails.

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Disney movies discussions 41 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Not even in my top 10.

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Lol. They will never find me 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

What's the difference?

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The best part of the deal 24 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I just want to have Ariels HAIR.

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I was watching anime when suddenly 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

As a female human being I can tell you that this is 100% accurate.

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Infant mutant baby turtle 22 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Mutant and proud.

Tiny Hamster vs Kobayashi 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I saw the word "kobayashi" and immediately thought of the kobayashi maru.

Probably one of the best pick up lines ever 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

We get to bring food in when we sit our GCSEs and our A levels. It's great. Food it great. Food is life. Sleep is life. Sleep is great. Internet is great. Internet is life. Internet is everything.

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The Voldemort sex talk 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

*I suggest that you return to super weeny hut juniors.

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Gym class memories 8 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I have never seen one of these ever in my entire existence.

I was trying to hold it in 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I can totally imagine Hiccup doing this (farting) when Jack slaps his ass

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A poem by a 6th grader 22 comments

guest · 10 years ago

This 6th grader has nicer handwriting than I do.

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Modern disney princesses 42 comments

guest · 10 years ago

*Babs. Sorry

Modern disney princesses 42 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Bans is also red-headed?

I'm not a guy but I still think this is important to remember 41 comments

guest · 10 years ago

But a lot of girls also have to be emotionally strong because if they start to cry or show some sort of negative emotion, they're immediately written off as a 'whiney bitch'.

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The one night I'm not an insomniac 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That was basically the plot of the first episode of the new Doctor Who.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) BREAKING FREE 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Jesse was breaking free on the final episode.

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Fat 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

If you're tall too, you're probably amazing at giving hugs.

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Recent ultrasound result looks good 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

My sister's partner is due Wedesnday!

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Please tell me this happens to other people 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I'd they don't like your music, they're not your true friends.

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Ellen 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

If she's in a cupboard in her kitchen, surely there would be food in there?

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Reasons to be smart 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Buckle down? I always thought it was knuckle down... My life is a lie.

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Slenderman school 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

As a boarding school attendee, I can state that this is 100% accurate.

This is pretty awesome 32 comments

guest · 10 years ago

HIJACK IS MY OTP. But with httyd2!Hiccup.

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This made me laugh 29 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Rise of the guardians is better though.

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It's just like life itself 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

People sould just except the fact that it's a lot better than Frozen.

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Advanced brushing 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Why the fuck does he have three toothbrushes?

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Theres always that one person 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I can practically hear it

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Overly-attached cat has arrived 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I SANG THAT IN THE FUCKIN ANNIE VOICE

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Scrap metal bison 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Oh god, don't let Tyson anywhere near it. BAD COW.

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A common disorder nowadays 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Ugh. This is such a fake. This both ain't even holding her phone right, she ain't takin no selfie.

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When I get home after pulling an all nighter at work. 2 comments

guest · 10 years ago

This is me after school. Bear in mind that I do the same hours as someone working full time (8.30-6.00).

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The three little pigs 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That Piano-Playing-Pig's head is fucking BACKWARDS.

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Why do kids have imaginary friends like this? 38 comments

guest · 10 years ago

'She stares at me from the ceiling' IM PRETTY SURE SAM AND DEAM HAVE ALREADY BEEN HERE

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Finger food fork 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

How the fuck does it stay on your finger?

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yup 19 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I'm more of a 'Accidentally cares about fictional characters more than social life' kinda person

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Damnit travis ! 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

EXCUSE YOU I AM VERY REAL

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Blogger stressed from fame 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

'I DIDN'T MEME FOR IT TO HAPPEN' THAT PUN WAS A WAR CRY

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What I do whenever a girl calls me cute 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Ugh. This reminds me of Hiccup from HTTYD. So much.

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Nemo 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Dori was never in the tank...

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