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Oh, LOOTERS. I thought they were trying for loiters.

Too hot. Come next November

What is this?

This is a standard question all companies ask as a way to gauge their product. By you being a smart ass (because obvi you understood what they were asking) you effectively are throwing off their scoring and possibly hurting someone’s job at that company. If you don’t like the company or the product then be honest but if you are just being a dick then I️ hope you step on a lego.

thing is, men want the pussy, they want it so bad, they do any number of stupid shit for it. women don't want the dick, well, not YOUR dick and if they want it, there is no problem getting it. in conclusion: pussy is a precious gift, dick is worthless

Wasn’t this used in What We Do In The Shadows?

This is stupid

St. Maggot’s

I second Australia’s Yes

was the glue brushed unto the cone so that the string get stiff and make the mold, there is no explanation.

It's good for the plants it gots electrolytes in it

Ballerina Bat.

This is made all the better knowing of Freddie’s love and affection for his cats.

I love Harry Potter

Keeat

Awesome idea but does ps5 sound weird to anyone else or is it just me? Just doesn't have the same smoothness

Am I the only one who thinks this is applicable to Supernatural as well?

LOVE this movie!

They look like the MIB aliens pretending to be humans but don't do that great of a job

Quick question (sorry didn’t know where else to post)
What does the star on some of the names mean.

I like this dude already. Not looking for a relationship but definitely want him as a friend

give trump a chance

I need to be added to this group text!

Cats are destroying the bird population

I downvoted not because I dislike this post, but because I wanted the likes to be 666

they've become self aware!

It depends on the dissolved minerals and gasses within. Piece of monkey shit.

makes a good excuse tho

As annoying as this is, I'm honestly more irritated at the fact that the toilet paper is on the wrong way....
It goes OVER!!!

Morticia?

Feminists are literally the dumbest people ive ever met.

Either way your parents fucked

that's . . . shitty

He’s a wolf

So sweet

Well first guest is an idiot. Even if it were true that the "stoner dipshit" just wants to get high and doesn't care about the medical benefit ( which is definitely not true, even if he doesn't need the medical benefit of it, they still care that it does good) who cares? There are legitimate health benefits to it, with very minimal negative effects, and it's still illegal in alot of places for dipshit reasons. The reason stoners use the alcohol comparison is because it's the most obvious one. Nobody can have a legitimate reason to think marijuana should be illegal if they don't also think alcohol should be illegal. Alcohol is far worse in every way with almost none of the benefits. yet it is legal almost everywhere for someone that it is old enough

Have you seen the revenant?

my god perfect accuracy

Hardware stores is the best smell

Goofy isnt a dog, he's a bull, that's why his wife in a lot of old cartoons is a cow.

Shut up, stoner dipshit. You don't care about epileptic children, or people with cancer, or people with glaucoma. You just want to get stoned without worrying about getting arrested. At least be honest about your motivations and stop hiding behind people with real problems. You can stop with the marijuana / alcohol comparisons as well. These have been floating around since I was in junior high - mid '80's - they aren't getting you anywhere.