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This meme is great for putting things in perspective 55 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Could have just been too much tuna
Men experiencing pain of childbirth 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Forget the pain? Fuck no! I remember the pain of all three deliveries quite vividly. The last one was so bad, I'm literally terrified to ever get pregnant again.
To the bad luck balding guy 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Girls can Bic too! Cute hats are all you need.
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Silly jetfire 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Whose to say he was speaking English? Suppose we were just hearing English. Universal translator.
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Silly otters. 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This got me in trouble one time. My baked potato tasted horrible but I didn't want to be rude. Turned out, my potato poisoned me! I was so sick and couldn't nurse my baby because the poison would pass through my breastmilk. Solanine poisoning. Lesson: don't eat green potatoes, or ones that taste bad (they can be poisonous, even if they aren't green).
original set of the Addams family in color 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Moose...
Let's put this anti-vaccine crusade to an end once and for all 86 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Damn it, FS!
... If you or your children aren't vaccinated, please don't go places babies go. And don't rely on how you feel. Often, people are contagious before they even start exhibiting symptoms.
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Let's put this anti-vaccine crusade to an end once and for all 86 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm terrified an anti-vac person will infect my baby before she is old enough to be vaccinated. If you or your children
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Its a catastrophe!! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And this is why I go against my nature and hang the toilet paper backwards.
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3d p*rn 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Did you hear about the lady who claimed to get pregnant from a 3D porn?
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Good point sam and cat 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This kind of shit is happening more and more in this country. The government is regulating our lives more and more because we are too stupid to know what we need. A perfect example is the ACA. The government is forcing people to get certain kinds of medical insurance Katadyn of letting the people decode what they do and do not want/need. Fuck off, federal government!
They'll just collect more bribes 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No, they would just raise minimum wage which will drive up costs everywhere. Make their salary the current median household income. That way, they will make laws that improve the economy and raise the median income.
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This should be common sense 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My husband just got his job back after 5 years. He was really careful not to burn any bridges and they all liked him. THEY asked HIM to come back!
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More butt hurt people should be like Jimmy 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I agree, it goes both ways. I've seen plenty of atheists being assholes on religious posts. They can be just as pompous!
Just FYI, did you know that Atheism has been defined as a religion by the Supreme Court, and is protected by the First Amendment? So, pushy Atheists are really just pushy religious people too.
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Perfect penmanship 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There is a learning disability called disgraphia. I grew up with a girl who had it. Maybe that's what he had.
Your Father Probably Told You A Few Things, But Here Are 45 Great Tips Everyone 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
#35... no one follows it, and that is the single biggest cause of our loss of freedoms and our astronomical debt.
This would be so perfect ! 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Omg... this is so disrespectful. The deliberate taking of a human life is nothing to joke about! People like this make me weep for humanity.
Thats just how Kenny rolls 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That awkward moment when you realize "tolerant" people are just as intolerant as "intolerant" people. Harassing intolerant people is being intolerance too. Truly tolerant people tolerate intolerance too.
Feeling very sympathetic towards that person right now. 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ahh...Photoshop
Feeling very sympathetic towards that person right now. 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tornados...
Human rainbow 35 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think it's beautiful!
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Fourth kid 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I LOVE Jim Gaffigan!
Do you remember these 41 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You can download a free Tamagotchi app on Google Play. I have both the G1/G2 and Angel on my phone.
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The wrong formula but it does add up 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I want to see the whole problem too
The struggle 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No it isn't. Just dig a ditch in the sand for them. Works great for huge pregnant bellies too. (I'm a 34J)
Pebble Shore Lake in Glacier National Park, Montana 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They have this and moose? That's it, I'm moving to Montana.
How to reduce teenage pregnancy 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They don't watch cool cartoons, they watch asinine stuff like Tilly Knock Knock.
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Butchers used to be fabulous 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thought male French aristocrats wore them first?
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It's clearly the best place for it 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More like "made it to the COUCH in time"
Actually a Good Advice 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Humans need to keep this in mind for themselves.
Free speech for some people 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sounds like liberals today.
I'm Pretty Sure That's How It Works 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Only a teen would think triplets are cute or fun. One is hard enough!
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Someone has finally said it 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But children and teens need more sleep than adults do because they are still developing.
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Modesty In a Picture 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He still creeps me out. I feel like he's got something BIG up his sleeves. He's planning the perfect deception.
These people get on my nerves 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They do this in VA. Never in the Midwest!
Poor use of technology 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But... it takes too long to get to the flashlight app.
Sad but true... 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
12 year olds don't need to be dating and 17 yo shouldn't be having sex.
She does have really cool hair 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It just bothers me that they are letting such a young person make this kind of decision. Suppose the kid just like girly stuff? That doesn't make him a girl. They should just let him be. What's wrong with a boy having long purple hair? Or wear a dress? Girls do tend to have more colorful clothing! He's to young to really know the difference between genders. All he knows is girls get all this cute stuff he likes and boys aren't supposed to have that stuff. Solution? Become a girl. I feel like society is way to label people. People aren't black and white, we come in all kinds of varieties!
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She does have really cool hair 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, transgender people are born with the wrong brain, not the wrong body. If their genitals match their sex chromosomes, they have the right body. However, males and females have different brain mapping. Sometimes the brain develops using the wrong mapping and doesn't match with the biological sex of the person. Why? Who knows.
Save the frogs!! 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Omg, I nearly cried.
Actors before they were famous 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Mila Kunis was also in Honey We Shrunk Ourselves
This is how I feel about football games 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Like wearing condoms and getting vasectomies
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A chart of what would happen if gay marriage was legalized 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
One school forced girls to kiss....
Most Embarrassing Moments... 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That last one.... not possible.
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A forgotten piece of history 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I have an old family bible from the mid 1800s. Only one verse is marked in the whole thing: "Thou shalt not commit adultery." anda dried, pressed for leaf clover marks the page. Hmmm...
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Appalling facts, killing him 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's white light
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People need to see this! 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't understand. What rights are gays being denied? The right to due process? The right to vote? The right to speak freely? The right to bare arms? Go look up the Bill of Rights. Marriage is not a right. Since it's not in the Bill of Rights, it is left up to the States (10th Amendment). Therefore, a State refusing to recognize gay marriage is completely within their rights. If you don't like your State's laws, MOVE! Vote with your feet! (and taxes)
"boob life" fail 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm a 34J and have to spend at least $60 per bra. I don't ever want to hear A cups complaining!
Those annoying notifications 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I love you, penisparty!
Best Braid 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wait, how did she pull hair from the ponytail without messing it all up? I can never cleanly pull a small section out without pulling other hairs free.
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