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Bad guy shower 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Got me through 3 pregnancies; I was on pelvic rest.
Vegans final form 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We need to research incorporating chloroplasts into our skin.
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The real reason your girlfriend liked avengers 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thor!
six things every girl will always have in her purse 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No, I have a smaller purse, like a coin purse, that I use to hold my various lip balms and nail clippers. And another one that is more like a small makeup bag that holds tiny medicinal needs like NeoGo, band aids, travel Advil, moist towelettes, etc.
Top secret Canadian Navy warship heading towards Russia 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It can't be Canadian. Their ships are sea foam green. Their sailors can wear beards, too!
Best comment ever 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If she enjoys her job and is happy with her income, I don't see why it matters. Smart people can like dick too.
I say this as a Christian woman... and Libertarian.
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Plans for nuclear war with russia 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I hate Obama with a passion, but I totally agree with him here.
No. 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She should have charged him with sexual assault. Forcing your hands down someone's pants is sexual adult.
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It goes both ways 70 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If we can give dead people bodily autonomy, why aren't we giving living unborn humans bodily autonomy? Yes, they are human beings at conception. That's scientific fact. Personhood is the debatable term.
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It goes both ways 70 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tripod--would-be parents have to wait YEARS to adopt a baby. There simply aren't enough birth moms to go around. The whole "foster system overload" is crap (when talking about babies put up for adoption; the system IS over run with children taken from their parents; and yes, orphanages around the world are full, but international adoption is very expensive).
Most inappropriate president ever 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, it would be Taft. He fired all the black people working in the government and had history rewritten so that people wouldn't know that black people used to hold some powerful positions.
"Setting The Record Straight: American History In Black And White" by David Barton
When it's that time of the month 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, the ovaries (or more accurately, a follicle in an ovary) "explode" during ovulation, which occurs approximately 14 days after the start of the cycle. Fertility begins 5 days before this and ends a day after.
A Lesson On Humanity, Via Preschoolers.... 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Patents just need to get over it. My baby wears pink and travels in a pink cat seat with a pink blanket and some people still call her "he". I don't let it bother me because there is no reason for it to. It's not that big of a deal.
A Lesson On Humanity, Via Preschoolers.... 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
People need to stop trying to label kids and pigeonhole them into certain types of clothing, toys, and interests. Just let kids be. Boys can like girly clothes and toys and still be just as boyish and straight as boys that like typical boy things. Vice versa for girls.
I say this as a conservative woman.
Anti vegans are heroes 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, feed animals are a major reason for deforestation and famine. If the whole world ate a vegan diet, we wouldn't need to tear down as many forests and there would be more than enough food for every person on the planet. Source: Forks Over Knives (a documentary you can stream on Netflix)
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The lies! 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He had a point though. Because of evolution, people are subconsciously attracted to things that indicate good genes and reproductive health and are put off by things that would indicate otherwise. You can't be mad at someone for following their evolutionary drives. You should praise those who can look beyond it though.
(I say all this as a woman with PCOS)
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This person tried. It didn't work. 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He could have been a hermaphrodite
I thought this was inspiring 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Do NOT legalize those who came here illegally. As punishment, they should be forever banned from becoming a citizen. DO make it easier for people to legally immigrate.
Guy breaks Rubik's Cube world record at insane speed 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've only been able to solve the 3x3 and my fastest time was 2:12. I have the 4x4 and 5x5 but can't solve more than one side. I've been wanting the 2x2 but haven't heard of the 6x6 or 7x7
We are Siamese 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And this movie is to blame for the false stereotypes about Siamese cats. They are not evil; in breed books, they're personality type is listed as "affectionate"
Unusual wavelike cloud formation 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is called a Kelvin-Helmholtz cloud formation.
Chuckles at its finest 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't get the logician ones
Stop the Hate 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It drives me crazy that the people who are spreading the "celebrate tolerance" message are some the most intolerant, hateful people... toward their "opponents". True tolerance tolerates intolerance.
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This Is What We Call Solidarity.... 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why can't guys wear skirts? Is there something inherently feminine about skirts? Do they not allow girls to wear pants?
I'm all for breaking gender stereotypes.
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Equality my ass! I'm a girl and I can't stand feminists 52 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There is no gender pay gap. CBS did an article on it back in 2011. (I can't post links)
OMG is this a joke? Captains? Hello? Someone tell me what's the deal! 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Holy shit, I can't believe there are women who don't know they don't pee from their vagina! My 6yo knows this!
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Don't rag on his swag 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Its Sewaddle!
Christian mother logic 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
For abstinence to work, you should never be alone with your significant other. Group dating only and spend time with each others families.
Walmart baby has seen some shit 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's dangerous to put a car seat on top of the cart like that. They should be placed in the basket.
Medical Science FTW 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't trust the safety of the stuff they put in our vaccines, but I'd rather my children be vaccinated than die of a preventable disease. I also don't want my kids spreading horrible diseases to those who cannot be vaccinated.
Medical Science FTW 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If flouride is so good for us, why is it illegal to put in nursery water and children's toothpaste?
<3 pentatonix 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They are awesome!
Fixed that duck for you 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, wash your hands before you pee, otherwise whatever nastiness is on your hands will now be on your dick. So, even if you cleaned your dick that morning, it is now dirty and you could give your sexual partner a urinary tract infection.
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We should never EVER let this happen. 49 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Did you know that if the whole population of the planet went vegan, there would be enough food for every person, plus some? There would be less deforesting too. We use up too many resources on our feed animals.
Shut up and take my money 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Rum and Coca Cola, like the song
Shut up and take my money 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Vanilla rum, specifically
Daddy advice for boys 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When you are absolutely done having kids, be a man and get a vasectomy. Don't be a wimp.
Daddy advice for boys 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't have sex with a woman you wouldn't want to have have kids with. Sex=babies
Daddy advice for boys 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If you aren't ready for a kid, always wear a condom, and make sure she is using a form of birth control too as a backup. Be responsible for preventing unwanted pregnancy. It's not fair to the unborn child to lose its life because you couldn't be bothered to wrap it up.
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I can't hear you, America 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm not surprised. Americans are losing their freedoms left and right, faster and faster, and they are cheering it on! They are giving them up willingly and bash those that would stop it. Security and free stuff are more important to them than freedom. Soon, they won't even have that!
Which candy should you eat? 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They didn't connect the candy corn and peanut things.
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This was OC a long time ago 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If they are doing Christianity right, they shouldn't have any problems with homosexuals whatsoever. It's homosexuality that they take issue with. The Bible teaches to "hate the sin, love the sinner."
Then there's the West Baptist weirdos..... they are a blight to Christianity.
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When I'm cold and tired 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That is amazing and adorable! My 3 year old can't even cover herself with a blanket.
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These 8 Characters Are Definitely Going To Die 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The black guy one is so true :(. It pisses me off, even as a white person.
That religious love 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
While the Alex guy truly is a narrow minded ignoramus, the other guy isn't much better. He is full of venom and hate. Hippocrite. I see this more and more these days. People bashing others for being bigoted and hateful while they are just as guilty of those things toward the people they bashed.
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A concept few people understand 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There is nothing wrong with people claiming homosexual marriage is against their religion. Everyone is entitled to their beliefs. Telling someone their beliefs are wrong is douchey though.
It is also with the State's rights to decide how they want to define marriage. 10th Amendment. It is a legal document and they are allowed to decide who can enter them. They can decide on the age of the participants and the number of participants. Why not the sex?
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so i live in california and we've been having a lot of earthquakes recently... 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
WHAT? I have family in SoCal and never heard of that 7.2! 7 pointers are a big deal!
USA 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So, Americans are too lazy? Fuck it! We need to rip this band aid off and switch to metric! It's so much easier in the end!
The creepy story of the Salton Sea 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That first line should read: sometime, around 2000-2001, something
*hit, not hot
The creepy story of the Salton Sea 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Someone, around 2000-2001, simmering happened and a stench cloud from there went father north than usual and hot my home town. It was so bad that people bombarded the local police with phone calls inquiring about chemical spills/warfare and whether or not it was even safe to go outside. It was the worst thing I've ever smelled in my life.