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So 'The Interview' is now on Netflix. This is definitely my favourite line 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"That tiger has night vision goggles" is one of my favorites.
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Spongebob logic 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You can't spell Inception without the "sea"
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Spongebob logic 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Goo lagoon isn't really water, it's a substance that is denser than water. So that's why they are able to swim in it.
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Chowder 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I feel sorry for you, that was my favorite part about the show.
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Everytime the Mythbusters say "Don't try this at home" 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for Adam and Jamie is finding a good way to spend it,
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Jesus said come fourth 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If fourth place gets eternal life I wonder what first place gets
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The Future is Now (Microsoft Hololens) 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
holographic meatloaf?
my favorite!
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A new frozen 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
constable-frozen.tumblr.com
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That feeling 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Jesus was also looking at the Snickers
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What a difference seventeen years make 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Puberty done right.
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Oh my four 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What. Who's that.
pleaaaase dont 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
DOCTOR WE NEED TO GET THIS MAN TO THE OPERATING ROOM HES GOT POOPFLOW
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This dinosaur book actually uses a banana for scale 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I need a banana to show the scale of the book
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It scares me that you'll be concious the whole time 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dreams that would last forever
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That's A Spoiler Alert 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Snape kills Dumbledore
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The Unfortunate Truth. 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Anybody else hear the noises in their head?
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Nothing surprises me any more in America 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
People care more if their barber messes up
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Wake Up 51 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't tell me what to do.
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heaven and hell 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pretty sure the police would be American in hell.
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Sole survivor simulator 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I was hoping there was an actual website like that and this wasn't a joke...
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Film references 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Shrek 2
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Which one is your favourite? 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"You wants us to call you Maybe?"
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Awesome girlfriends 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Feminists inbound
That is the most genuine expression of despair 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He's seen some shit
owned 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She'd be fat if we were talking about Lbs
Woah, slow down there 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Slow down Speed Racer
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Anyone with me? 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I drilled holes in my erasers with sharp pencils
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Or all the time. 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Number Five
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Just to set things straight 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah, but would you like to live the first few years of your life with the knowledge you have now? It would practically be useless.
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I've felt lonely lately 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I wish I had friends.
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No lie 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
School
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No more birthdays? 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Except for the lesbians
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The genie 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not everyone enjoys it
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Having siblings 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That second part about signing a duet is not true in my case... I hate my brother.
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Sierpinski triangle falling to infinity 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's the M E G A TRIFORCE
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Michigan Isn't A Happy Place 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
OH CANADA
Humans who look like cartoon characters 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That Meg Griffin one doesn't count
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When you accidentally step on your pet's foot. 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I can feel this
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Chu cute, pokemon 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What are you talking about? Squirtle is the obvious choice.
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And sometimes nothing at all 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And that one notification is letting you know that it was somebody's birthday 4 days ago
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3D tattoo 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
N O P E
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Christmas changes as you grow older 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You can't buy a sense of purpose
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So the f*ck Her Right In The p*ssy-video was fake all along.. 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
All heroes have flaws
True story 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Too bad it hasn't been on tv for so long
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There's hope for me then 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What is that from? It looks so familiar.
Oh silly ! 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is how I, a teenager, feel about other teenagers
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well played marvel, well played... 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What is this? A trailer for ants?
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That's work for you... 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
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Awe ❤ 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Weight*
Well, my mind is blown 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Same with lemons
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