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badasslatina
· 9 years ago
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They didn't tell you? After you come out of the closet, you get your birthday surgically removed
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
Lesbians do not have birthdays after they come out because we become immortal. We are unstoppable after that stage. Fear us.
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everything
· 9 years ago
*cowers in the corner*
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kurukuruguy
· 9 years ago
I thought it was because their birthdays became fantastical revels that all who lie under the sky are required to attend.
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forwardstext
· 9 years ago
It's because parents are afraid that when we have female friends over we're going to screw them all night. Fear us. *Raptor noises*
deleted
· 9 years ago
See, that's just a question totally out of context. I don't understand how the question of a person's sexuality even comes up when not in a directly intimate situation. Tolerance is reached when we stop questioning people's sexualities.
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everything
· 9 years ago
Do asexuals get birthdays?
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cookiesrgud4u
· 9 years ago
EVERYONE gets birthdays!
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guest
· 9 years ago
You get a birthday, and you get a birthday, EVERYONE GETS A BIRTHDAY!
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guest
· 9 years ago
Except for the lesbians
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
Lesbians just get more powers
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everything
· 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure asexuals have powers as well. You're forgetting, WE have Sherlock. Asexual pride.
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
No, asexuals are dragons. Weren't you there for the asexual pride parade? Smaug was there and everything.
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kurukuruguy
· 9 years ago
Smaug was too busy taking care of the dwarves that were trying to throw him out of his own home.
mrclever
· 9 years ago
He took a detour going when he was going to Lake-town. We handed out fliers and goodie bags.
hannah321
· 9 years ago
That shape of the name blurring is a bit ironic.
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