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When these first came into circulation, my teacher gave me and a friend one of her 100-dollar bills and told us to go up to the front of the class. There, she put each one of us on either end and told us to pull with all our might. My friend and I were practically running in opposite directions from each other but there wasn't even a pull in the plastic! These things are practically bulletproof!

Is it just me or does he look a little like David Tennant

//chomp

SO DOWN WITH ALL THIS

Pretty: Beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, aesthetically pleasing
Hot: Burning, scorching, warm, flaming, searing
Fast: Speedy, quick, swift, rapid, breakneck, brisk
Dirty: Filthy, dusty, sooty, grimy
Wet: Moist, damp, soaked
Easy: Simple, uncomplicated, effortless, facile (fun fact: "Facile" is derived from the French word, also "Facile," and of the same meaning. The English couldn't come up with anything on their own.)
Now, Ordinarygirl, seems you have been bested. Or perhaps you wish for another go, simpleton?

Animal Planet doesn't want it.

This is not shaving like a man. Real men don't shave. Get your facts straight

It's incredible how they managed to make that intricate face with only one stroke! I want that kind of brush!

Wait, that's not normal?
My li(hygiene rituals)fe is a lie

I can just *hear* their soundtracks ahhhhh it gives me chills

Why couldn't it be 'Follow the Butterflies'?!

And in Canada, we have all of those!

Like this? Read American Ghost Jack Manhwa. Seriously, people spend fifteen nights in a mansion just like this one. It's psychological and horrific and altogether pure genius please go read it so I won't be alone in the fandom

AND ON AND OOON
STRANGERS
WAITIN
UP AND DOWN THE BOOOOOUUUULEVAAAAARD
THEIR SHAAAADOWS
SEEEAAARCHING
IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Any Kanji readers able to read the symbol behind the drawings for me?

Buy button?

Don't even look at me if you don't have this in your hands

Strange... typically, animals included in these elks of compilations are rare. Most of these animals are, in fact, very unlikely. But I didn't know that it wasn't common knowledge that black squirrels are very common themselves. Unless they're only a regular sight in Canada. Meh.

What kind of hick exam is this? At first, it's like, "I am history" then goes into this weird philosophical/riddle crap like tf is this

If newborn babies were the most intelligent beings on Earth regardless, they'd know how to speak.
Sorry, hon, but you've contradicted thyself and this Canadian Creature is far from sympathetic.

*révolution
this is French, not Spanish, friends.

Are you kidding me that guy is hella cute

This proves I am too innocent because my mind went instantly to sewing needles and I started freaking out like I need to replace all of my sewing needles I had no idea the poor things were so saddening and damaged as this

"speak
English
and
French
very
much
*very much*"
um can I just say wat

Look at that utmost regret on that poor entity's face

That guy in the red sweater with the receding hairline is like "Oh... there it goes again~"

Hardcore mode-- do it in Canada in December

Blue Professor, the Mercenary of Europe. Chilling.

Then there's me who'd be punished by having to take one selfie for every ten books

Ahaha, I *knew* I'd find the 3D maneuver gear!

Buy button kudasai?

These are like freaking sugar quills for muggles it's beautiful

The only way a lion can get any more frickin majestic

Really? Not even one letter?

Slap the tongue right back in that mouth

Can I just put it out there that I am absolutely perplexed as to how on Earth America can justify having a day to celebrate their "winning" of the war of 1812. If you guys had won, we'd be America.
Btw I live in Nunavut so if you want to hate then just send up some mail via seal or polar bear

Well,
crap.

That happened on my car last winter and omg I broke it from the inside with my fist and it was the best feeling to possibly experience

Oooh who wants to come see Doctor Strange with me

That sad moment when a cat is more beautiful than you

omg I thought the pixels on my computer were messed or summat

Listen to me now, girl of 2053. This generation was crap. For the most part. The most of the most part. Just realize that there was a lot of better things than Ugg, Taylor Swift, and One Direction.