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Leg so hot u fry an eg 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The note from my story below had been added onto like I said, and actually read, "Leg so hot, hot hot leg, leg so hot u fry an egg, leg so hairy, hot hairy leg, leg so hairy u fry an egg." (I think that was the last lone, it may not have existed actually) I even DREW a hot hairy leg wearing fishnets whilst frying an egg.
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Leg so hot u fry an eg 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Okay, story time! So last year (8th grade) I found this post. After a couple times I was like, I should write it down and memorize it! So I did. I wrote it down at the beginning of the day, and made mt friends laugh the whole day through. 5th period comes, and a girl in my math class adds a line or two. Next period, a friend does the same. Now I'm passing it around in 7th, and the teacher is basically like, "oH a NOTE huh?" (she's really cool actually she wasn't rude or anything). Instead of getting embarrassed and dreaded it like any normal note passer would, I get excited, because she decides to read it to the whole class. A lot of people were like ????? And others were laughing (the girl in my math class was in 7th with me too). The teacher crumpled it up, and recycled it. The next day? It was pinned on the corkboard behind her desk. She had shown all the teachers on that floor, and all of her other classes. This year she became a teacher at the HS, and recycled it. LE FIN~
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Step up puberty game 31 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Its definitely both Nathan Kress. I watched the ice bucket challenge the bottom pic are from, and his voice is almost the same as it was on the last season of icarly. It sounds so unfitting XD its weird but its totally him though.
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Samsung Galaxy Note 4 drop test 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wow... I kinda want one now.. 0_o
Don't keep stuff to yourself 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Who you callin' pinhead?"
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Correcting Conductor 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This meme needs to become popular! I LOVE IT!
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true story 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That is EXACTLY how I pictured how I would be as a teen (the first pic I mean). EXACTLY what I imagined. 0_o weird
Death penalty defies logic 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How is it "not right" or "not fair" to kill somebody that's killed another? What don't they deserve? They took away someone's life, career, the sense of family at home, forever left a scar on many peoples hearts, and many times, that applies multiple times because of mass murder. I can't fathom the idea that they "don't deserve" to die because "they have rights". Well, the person who died had the right to live, but if its so totally not okay to take that away, then what are we supposed to do with the killer? If we banish him (like one user suggested) he could go elsewhere and kill couldn't he? I don't see the logic behind NOT killing someone who destroys several lives, but only has to take one to do so.
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mh 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
#almosteveryanimeever
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You can't call bill nye's bluff 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The guest that said "there's been no global warming for the past 17 years" (paraphrasing if that's not an exact quote) That. Makes. No. Sense. Its become MORE of a problem in the past 17 years, not less of a problem. Where did you hear that it hasn't gotten worse and has been absolutely changing our climate and affecting us in turn?
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...but robin thicke exists... 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If *they* did have mouths, they actually might be able to suck themselves for once.
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Celebrities change over time 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Who here would do young jim carrey? *raises own hand*
First boy 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Pretty sure that's just the way the hair is highlighted. I could be wrong though.
wat? 0_o 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wow the grandma and mom and father are uuuuuugly. The grandfather is just normal lucky, luck man. XD
Land and water reversed 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It looks so pretty!!! Imagine the convenience of being able to just use your car and take a short ferry trip still WITH your car to get all around the world! And all the pretty grass!!! I want it!
What's your heavy metal band name? 50 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hells angels c:
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Make Your Own Sentence 62 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I pissed on a bowl of cereal because I'm gay...
Hey @kanyewest 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And they posted a link :}
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When boys are your other half 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Angela...!? (black butler)
Jessie is pretty with her hair like this 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just because its animated doesn't mean the thing can't be hot, sexy, or a total turn on. That's like saying any character in a tv show or movie cant be considered hot. I mean, captain America isn't real but the way they portray him is physically sexy. Because animation has practically infinite possibilities they can make someone look like one of the most georgues people to ever exist
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the ultimate showdown 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Do they play baekugan?
It Won't Be Funny When Your Next Selfie Is Called a Mugshot 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More like a cellfie
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I'm pretty bad at titles too 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No me too
ScOWL 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Archemedes??? Is that you?
True Story 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What does tbh stand for?
NEVER expected.... 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Its actually not bad... I just looked it up 0_o
Okay I get that non of us here like Justin Bieber... but this? 51 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Okay. So going by the MANY people who have repeated it, I THINK we get what happened. No need to say it 4+ times on one thread -_-
Four F 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
^^^^ all of these. So funny
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wow
very f words
what do?
What truly divides people 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Upright, overhand, nacho cheese, I like playstation and Xbox consoles, Microsoft (I know it not an option but yeah), I don't care for either, flat, Verizon, neither, coke, Fanta, analog, not sure, :), depends on the joke. Hmm... Must find friends!!!!
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I know its a movie, that's about it 90 comments
guest · 9 years ago
???? The fact you people wont watch it and refuse to highly annoys me. I HATE when people do that. That's like seeing a food you've never tried before, and then refusing to eat it because it looks weird, even though you have no idea what it tastes like and have never, ever tried it before. If it recieved a lot of high praise and the songs are being sung a lot, there's probably a reason. Its idiotic to not want to see it BECAUSE of its high praise. That's seems to be the opposite of logical. Besides, its not the movies fault people are annoying you constantly with the song and jokes relating to the movie, so that's not really a reason to not see the movie. Also, if you see the movie maybe the posts and jokes will seem less annoying, become more humorous, or at the very least make more sense. I have seen frozen myself; I liked it a lot, loved the effects and animation, the story was captivating (to me), and I liked the songs. That is all.
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Discuss? 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hey I don't think the point of this was to laugh at the guys joke, but just to point out this horrible person in general.
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Seriously Though.... 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Your father probably isn't the head of the executive branch though so of course you don't have the same security -_-
Why I'm Wearing a Dress 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I want that dress :o
Tumblr being tumblr 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't get the third one
She usually makes awesome cupcakes though 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Soooo did the threesome happen? Was it good?
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John! 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He doesn't want to admit directly to needing help, he just knows who will give him help without admitting too much that he did help
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Which Pokemon are you? 62 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There are a lot of grass grasses here 0_o
Math puns are the first sine of madness 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually just tan right? Because if you cancel the gerines out and make one you can leave it out completely.
Math puns are the first sine of madness 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So tan1?
In the future 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No because it would be people leaving honest comments on what the person was like when they were with them. I would TOTALLY use this if it was a thing.
Dumbledore 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah the left and right texts should be switched.... I hate when people dont put it in the right point of view!
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Schediophilia 49 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Kyo sohma (fruits basket) and Sebastian (black butler) and Yuki sohma (fruits basket)!!! Anybody that sees this: please watch fruits basket!!! In the dubbed version kyos voice is sooooo sexy :} go to watchcartoononline.com to watch for free
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Dark humor at its best 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thought it was gonna say "because they can't screw"
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Lost games 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
FUCK. THIS MAKES ME WANT TO HUG MY CONSOLES EVERYWHERE I GO
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This basically sums up the twilight saga 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He didn't bang her because he has super strength and didn't want to hurt her. They did end up banging and she had really bad bruises all over
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You kinda like him 30 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just because we dont like the religion or dont have that religion ourselves, doesn't mean we can't like the pope. If he's a nice guy, he's a nice guy! That's like saying a Jewish and Christian kid would never like each other... Its just a stupid meme to make. Its utterly pointless and stupid.
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Choose one 87 comments
guest · 9 years ago
C. Tom hiddleston in the shower
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One of us has to sacrifice 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't get it
Taking pain is easy 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This fucking show
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Our colorblind friend didn't lock his computer 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*saw not say sorry