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There is a tree growing out of a railroad crossing sign not far from my house, it is almost as full on top as this one.

I like it. I could stare at it for long enough for it to be weird.

If they're defanged or otherwise devenomed (is that a word?), than he is an asshole.

I feel bad for the girl. First, she has to be in a wedding party with all of these skinny bitches. Then they ask her to jump. She's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't. And now it is all over the interwebs.

Or driving with your dad, who treats you like a blind person. "person crossing", "light's turning red", "you can merge now"

ALL skin looks bad when you get old!

"Hot Mugshot" dude, my ass! Look at these guys! I bet not one of them is a punk ass.

Or, they could just make them in the U.S.

Spanky!

And he didn't even really 'love' her, she just smelled good to him. (Lord help me, that is really what happens in the book.)

I always feel bad for Bruce. Those girls are NOT Kardashians! What man do you know would be okay with everyone calling his daughter's by his drunk wife's ex-husband?

And now China finds itself with a surplus of men. You think it's hard for a nerdy (socially awkward) guy to get laid here (the US), imagine what it is there.

As long as you use soap, the water temp doesn't matter. In fact, you cannot get the water hot enough to make a difference and not burn your hands. Using hot water is just a waste of gas (if that's the kind of water heater you have) and water (if you are letting the water run in order to let it get hot).

It's called bus tub buffet. Guys would also have no problem eating off of the plates of attractive women. The reasoning being, if you would make out with someone, why not eat that scallop off of their plate.