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Oh, bruce 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They're hard to break?
Growing up is optional 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Never.
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Dead vegans 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No, the antidote for a venomous snake bite is called antivenin.
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Everything good starts with a B 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Buttermilk biscuits
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The struggle with spices is real 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If you're that incompetent getting spices/herbs out of the cabinet, perhaps you shouldn't be in the kitchen.
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French middle school made with copper panels 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't let the tweakers know where this is, it'll get stripped overnight.
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Stealth fart 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah, toilet bowls are amazing acoustic amplifiers.
If my simulation is correct, we are all going to die. 37 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not just iphone, I have it on my lenovo tablet.
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Best advice I ever got when learning to drive 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I do, and I've been proven right on a daily basis.
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Monkey orchids 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That bottom left one looks so sad.
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Cat boops mouse 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is just the prelude to the slaughter.
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When 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Or his, but, yep.
We're All Doomed 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I just watched Stephen King's 'The Stand' again right before the Texas infection. Captain Tripps started in Arnette, TX. We're doomed.
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School is getting more and more technological 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Back in my day, we had to actually type in the URL.
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It's Time To Listen! 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wow, even kanyewest has more intelligence than the previous guest.
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Undercover storytelling 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Could. I wish I could upvote more than once.
Undercover storytelling 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You sir, just made me laugh. I wish I upvote this more than once.
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The next great comic book movie 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because bacon. That's why.
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An entire pineapple only has about 450 calories. 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes. Yes, you will. How do I know? I once ate an entire pineapple.
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This looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How the hell did they get them all to stay still?
Kitty tumblr 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, looks like I'm suddenly in the market for a kitten.
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Hey so lonely, I'm dad 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know why but I find this exceedingly amusing. I can't help but crack up every time I read it.
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Did you see that? How? 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I had one that did the same thing. She even figured out that pushing the flush lever is what did it. She didn't have the weight to push down the lever but I was constantly catching her perched on the rim trying.
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Don't give up on real love 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The above comments are a roller coaster
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Back in the day 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes and yes.
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Bond villain 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Meow Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
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Gamer problem 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Install another drive.
Microwave CD 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because you can.
Injustice to others as a result of injustice seems like a logical solution 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Same thing happens on May Day in Seattle, every year. The majority of the violence and destruction is caused by self proclaimed anarchists from out of state.
This is what I did today 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You are so sleeping on the couch......in the living room......where the PS4 and TV are.
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It's Just They Way It Is 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
JAWS!...it's the beginning of Jaws, right?
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What's your name again?? 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Swarly
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Quick solutions to common problems 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, you have to load the paper tray with blank paper first....
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