Quick solutions to common problems

I'm new at my school thus year and I do the new name thing constantly

I literally did the second to last thing to a friend because their name was hard to pronounce. I call him steve

How many people will actually believe those things work?

If it's your last sheet of paper, how does it make more?

Is it me or does the guy in the grey suit (last pic) have no hand?

I actually believed the first one for a second, but then I read the second one. Damn.

Why didn't I think of this before?!?!?!

These are life hacks with holes.~
Coloring your glasses with sharpie...
Not that smart.
Chewing gum at night will increase tooth decay, which leads to bad breathe, brushing your teeth in the morning is way better~
And the police thing, fraud will be added to your charges~
Windex will burn your eyes to ash, and ruin them.~