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The perfect mouth trap 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
oh my god im just imagining the pain
Black One The Survivor Of Mars 169 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Grey lord, the murderer of the future.
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*giggle* "Damn." *giggle giggle* 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
HA In my AP class we're reading 'one flew over' and in the beginning, which is where we are, I happened to get popcorned to the page where McMurphy talks about fucking too much and getting too much 'poozle' doesn't make a man crazy. I was literally sweating trying not to bust out laughing. Poozle. That and fucking, that was also hilarious to me.
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Ramsay 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hmmm, dont know about that, but its just not something you do to kids. The adults who claim they're the shit and then burn the food to a crisp? Open season.
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Anyone else? 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is exactly why I tell my mom the little stories after they dont matter. Like when I broke my nose in fifth grade, I stayed home for two full school weeks after getting the cast because I made her think everyone was gonna bother me about my cast thing. Each day she asked me If I wanted to go to school b/c I must've been driving her crazy, I meekly said: "But my cast... Mom..." And I told her about it about last month when we were sharing stories and the look on her face was priceless.
How Japanese Dads Take Photos With Their Daughter... 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Japanese Dads are the best thing to have ever crossed this earth at the moment.
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That awkward moment when... 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
my emails for school be like : [email protected]
outside of school: [email protected]
[email protected]
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Surprise, b*tch! 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is sort of smart, but I think for the most part people would be too scared and too busy freaking out to actually remember this
What was that face you made earlier? 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Grandma: "April, shut up and leave that poor child ALONE'"
Me: *pulls sad face*
Mom: k
The moment the door closes at grandmas place though is the worst lmao
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Having kids 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Step 3.5 : call for a child to pick it up because hey thats apparently what we're for
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Just imagine it 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or they'd be so scared that they'd just kill you before you picked up a lamp or something
- other guest
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Who said cats hate water? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also we should note the water beads slipping off its head. When animals have coats like that, it pretty much means they wont mind getting thrown in some water. ..... And I'm not sure if thats a cat or nightmare fuel oh man
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My life 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oof. I feel this post so much, only my sort of interaction was different. I had literally three dollars and ninety in /dimes/ last week because of my mom and I wanted something from the store { chocolate heart for myself } ...... Agony. Seriously, the cashier and I just looked at each other. And looked. .... I didn't get my chocolate heart. I left.
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Pencil carved art 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Trypophobia (?) - It looks like holes, I know. It's nice, but didn't it make you itch just a liiitttle bit? I got uncomfortable too buddy.
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Right place right time 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh, wow that's cool. I've been trying to take some shots of people's movements but I'm not getting it right..
Racist cat 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have like, the same cat. No idea on his breed though, anyone know..?
Seize the Opportunity, Sign the Petition 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I like this idea.
Go on. 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Yes, Yes .. Yes... Is it pizza?"
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When I heard Emma Watson will have a topless scene in her next movie 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, being topless doesnt make her a whore. She's an actress, and if she wants to do it childhood be damned because she's a very wonderful woman. One scene shouldnt change how people see her forever, in my opinion.
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House in the middle of nowhere 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Iceland?? Lol
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This is terrible 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She looks just like her though. Not my daughter my ass. I haven't seen Tangled, but wouldn't she know by the face?
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Were you birthday sex? 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
August sex
....... Was I a summer loving baby
Kind of creepy... 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought the one with Harry and Luna was how it was meant to be and then i looked more closely-
Mindf*ck 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I actually did it. I think. Maybe not.
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He's got a point 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It really was.
has anyone tried this?? 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I drink apple juice every night and really nothing truly happens pft Im just now hearing about this.
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I bet she is the man of the house 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They also apparently beat her parents and tried to force some sort of marriage on her, and then she had a four hour long gun battle with the army. there was this big women post earlier I lost the link to. You go girl!
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Should bes 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Squad was the only one I really liked . The others were funny as heck too, lol.
The only problem is his last name 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh no you dont.
Holly molly 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That health test last week.
How to deal with bullies 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
. . How about.... We consider... The little sign of Panem from the hunger games in the corner so we all get it. ;u; That was all it was.
Laundry truths 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Okay okay My mom says its lazy and all but I am a FIRM believer that its only going to end riiiigghhhhtt back where it started. I have found my people! Huzzah !
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Six types of student 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Shameful Trebek and Bumble bee over here.
Does this belong here? Don't care, everyone needs to see this 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Thank you. A home health aid makes so little.. My mother works as one, always complains. I cant believe people downvoted you on it. She always tells me about the things she has to do to keep us alive really, and I dont really think the senator really understands it, seeing that he is a senator. Oh well, its just the world. :)
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I better study, i better pass 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I cant breathe oh god
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Who Did It Better: Cute Asian Girl or Cute Puppy? 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Awww both. It was sweet all around.
Tests are hard 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Psat had me like lol
I don't just need a bath, I need a baptism 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I was going to make a comment about running but seriously take your best shot at her :^) you mighht find shes super nice or something even if her exterior doesnt look like beyonce
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This joke's a little ruff 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
lol
Fairly odd parents! 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And still can I not find "China" anywhere but lmao my songs know what you dimmadid in the dimmadark
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Beautiful view 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Its really lovely.
Ebola got me like 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh my god yes it makes me so nervous now im just
The evolution of iPhone 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What the fuck apple is shitty is that literally what it does?
Never too old for a slide 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
... Is that the Childrens museum I think? In NYC.
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Dj khaled needs asprin 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm fucking pissing myself laughing I read it as "inspiring" before I went back and theres all these great migraine jokes but maybe he's jus like "peasants" think about that
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Here are the things that will kill you... From a to z 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
omg depressing like bye
A parents password 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What if he just snatched him by force instead before he ran but I agree, good system!
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Maybe I'm just slow 62 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oh my goodness.
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Wow this guy is a pro... Oh 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Am I the only one who would be his boyfriend? That's adorable..
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Better have burn heal! 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes but would anyone mind actually explaining it instead of bringing up 4Chan. Please?
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