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Not tonight, milk 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's awfully inconsiderate
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That damn redneck 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm turning into a tomato
Six-word stories 38 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Isn't the original one by Hemingway, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
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That facepalm. XD 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I actually got hundreds for my first and last teeth because well fort he first one, I was really old. I had cried about not having lost teeth when all my friends had and my parents also new I wouldn't spend money. My last tooth I lost at age 14, and I was a pretty good convincer by then ;)
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The asian grading scale 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Actually my asian friend said his mom taught him this one-
A- Average
B- Bad
C- Catastrophic
D- Dead
F- Forgotten forever (ie you die and not even your mother remembers who you are and you don't get a grave or anything)
oh and its a song
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That was helpful 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
On my calculator there is a button that you press for further simplification
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The puffin is at it again 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
why is she considering to drop out, sorry for not being specific
Such movie 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The fact that it's not his dog
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The puffin is at it again 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Question, why?
The difference between $10,000 in 1's vs 100's 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
drugs
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I take playing dead to a whole new level 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When I read Courtney I thought a Pretty Little Liars post was coming
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Preach it 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Everyone is
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Wait what 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
At my school there are uniforms, but everyone wears shows, jackets and jewelry in their style so
Guinea fabulous 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I read it in the song tune
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White guy confessions 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
In sixth grade, we had to write a surprise in class paper of what we knew about Canada and this one girl wrote that they all ride polar bears to school
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It's not fair! *huffs* 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I have a friend, okay, and he ate for lunch 2 footlong subway meatball sandwiches with all the works. We were calorie counting that day and he was over 6,000. He looks like a stick
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Admit it, we all did it 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
8 if you don't stress any words
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Girls are stepping up the game. 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I uncle zoned a guy once
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I need you 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I've shipped Shenny since the beginning and I'm still going strong. Sorry to that haters
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'Murica 50 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Because it takes people's time and effort to go through it (or at least that's what they tell us)
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This is the human lung inflating 68 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Imagine, you're breathing while watching that video
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I've always liked these stress relievers. 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It reminds me of pimples
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The beauty of nature 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Physics is part of nature in a sense
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I can't help but wonder 34 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Omgs okay inception like idea-
What if you are actually immortal in a sense because once you die, you relive your life, but then when you get to the point of dying again, you relive your life again, so on and so on so even though you die, you go deeper in the dream and it's like you can never reach that point!
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big bang 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
People are interested in sex because there are a lot of nerve endings down there that are meant to feel pleasurable when stimulated because in your nature you want to have sex. It's part of your basic biological needs, and everyone follows their needs. Ie peeing feels good and relieving right. Well sex is meant to feel WAAAAAAYYY better due to your nerve endings so it would make sense people would have sex just for the feeling their biological makeup makes them want to have- just my 2ยข
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practice your lying, mister 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yea but in your case the grandson is an infant but his "grandson" is a teenager most likely
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As a colourblind person, I don't believe you Crayola 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I can too but it took some time
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Life in plastic, it's fantastic 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think she is already brainless
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Always think before you choose your URL 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Once I had this health teacher in 3rd grade. He was absolutely crazy, thinking we could learn all of the systems and such with one class a week. At the end of the class we had one test, true/false. He said, "There are no tricks on this test." nonchalantly and me, being a little 3rd grader, couldn't have possibly caught it until later. All the answers were true. I had a toooonnnn of falses
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Twi sides to an argument 37 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe the cure for cancer is stuck in the minds of one of the over 14,000 children that die a day due to malnutrition... The ones their family wants so desperately to keep alive...
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So true!!! 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It used to be so much better, but they have really lowered the quality of the show recently
Every meal I eat 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I do this with food that is room temperature, but otherwise, I eat the best bits when they are the perfect temperature
Sexism? 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes, but from what i learned from high school girls drool over guys' abs and guys drool over girls' boobs. You can work for abs, but if you know how I can naturally increase my boob size, I'd love to know :)
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Never crossed my mind before 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Because the fridge is hotter and hot people can get Ds easier
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This is how you make your dreams come true 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
One thing that I learned this year in history class is that experts are extremely willing to help you. We had to contact them for research papers and many of the ones I contacted replied and were super helpful.
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It's one or the other. Not both. Never both. 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
unpopular or not that's good for your health
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Biology class 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Doesn't semen taste like soap because it has a basic ph though?
My dad said he sorted it by color 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Um I see some red in there
Actual advice mallard 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'd love it but you'd see me crying cause I can't adopt all the animals
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Kim Possible Punny School Sign: 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The little things make shows so great
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Imperfection is beautiful 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Other than 2 people, every single person in my grade has had or currently has braces
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This Is So True!!! 102 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Thanks! I just know these kind of posts hurt people's self esteem. the first girl describes me perfectly some days and others I'm the second. I just think people need to know facts and surveys rather than what some rando wrote. Also, never make an argument without research ;)!
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This is the world we live in 47 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bull fighting is awful, but graffiti should be illegal too. If it's not your property, don't change it.
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This Is So True!!! 102 comments
guest · 7 years ago
http://m.newser.com/story/72800/men-prefer-normal-weight-women.html
http://www.chacha.com/question/what-weight-do-men-prefer-women-to-be
again more research to be done
3. acne- not gonna lie acne is undesirable, but it was probably just added in there to make it clearer girl 1 is better
4. outfit- Obviously looking sharp is important but just putting this out there everyone has days where they dress it down and if they are pretty enough they can still be attractive
5. Makeup/no makeup is a preferance and again just because you wear makeup one day doesn't mean you can't the other.
http://www.guysboysandmen.com/2011/04/do-men-like-makeup-on-women-real-guys.html?m=1
So in the end here is the take away message. Girl 1 isn't BETTER than girl 2 for ie makeup/outfit because you can apply that and change that. This is just kind of putting someone down for how they act but who wants someone that will never be girl 1 or girl 2? I think there are times to be both of them
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This Is So True!!! 102 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wow this sounds so stupid that I feel the need to clear this up. The above doesn't really apply to all people.
1. The author is making claims that long blond hair is preferable to un-styled brown hair. First of all, long isn't a style... Second of all do your research saying more men prefer brunettes to blonds. Here are a few websites, but again the stats aren't too overwhelming, its a matter of preference.
http://www.chacha.com/question/what-are-the-statistics-on-if-guys-prefer-brunettes-or-blondes (basic chacha)
http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_600/655_blondes-and-brunettes.html
And there are a lot of others but this is too full of bs for me to spend too much time on one stupid claim.
2. Weight. Okay girls (including myself) are obsessed with being skinny. Studies show than men, however, prefer NORMAL (note this doesn't mean average in America but just what is considered healthy) over super skinny weights.
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*hoots and whimpers the name of pluto* 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't because well its not fair to the other dwarf plants (ie Makemake, Ceres, Eris) if Pluto is a planet and they aren't
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How Wikipedia can get more donations 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Sorrythey can't aford some fancy font
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This twitter gives me life 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When we lift, gravity lifts O.o
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Mind=Blown 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
where is on the list
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That wasn't supposed to happen 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well Bill Gates has saved lives...
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