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Obviously the monster is a metaphor for Rush Limbaugh

I have the odd need to brutally murder this girl.

I can see our glorious Fuhrer!

Here's an idea. WE DESTROY EVERYTHING! Just destroy thousands of years of history and humanity! Then we won't argue about whether selfies or books are better when People are fucking dying right now in the Middle East, Ukraine is being invaded by Russia, the American congress is filled with corruption and childhood obesity is a thing! We won't care about anything because we'll all be DEAD! HOWS THAT INTERNET! HOW THE HELL DO YOU LIKE THAT!

Sweet! Soon enough we'll have a staging ground against Japan!

It's what a sniper does. This is war people.

Okay, I move the "Thanks for the warning officer" piece into play.

As a fine southern gentleman myself, I too miss those days.

Wait. I got it! We'll simply eat the vegans!

No. Just. Just no.

Oh, how to explain how this is unrealistic.

They're just bloody attention whores.

Never, the republican empire shall rise!

Really. This is how we respond to this. With "feels". That man deserves better than this.

So I canbecome Hitler that early! AWESOME!

No, I'm right here.

Doesn't this give the home team an unfair advantage? He's sorta making sure they'll win, screwin up the system.

Really, I got mine stick in a water faucet.

*satan comes up from hell* yo, what up?

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah (breaths in deeply) hahahahahahaha.......

OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP THAT WOMAN!

Huh. This is going the same way as Madagascar

OH DEAR GOD SHES PUKING RAINBOWS! SOMEONE GET HELP SHES GOING TO DIE!

Does this really happen

It's even worse when at the end of a series. Or worse, a cliffhanger!

And just think. Some people want to take away our guns and stop those crazy ladder people.

Why exactly would you wosh pain on another human being. Even if one is an asshole, you prove yourself better by forgiving them.

AUSTRALIA! Where stuff is named different and everything has evolved to kill you! VISIT NOW!

This generation is a generation of weakling sim ashamed to be a part of it.

Ok, now you're just an asshole

Artsy bastards.

Another odd thing. You cannot say that you're "proud to be white" without automatically being suspected of being a racist.

Indeed, what have you done?

Personally, I enjoy doing this. Mainly because of the fact that if all the other countries think that we're like this as well as fat, they won't see any possibility of us invading them!

Wait, where did this happen? I had a teacher that went by the same name in 8th grade.